Quote: zooo @ December 19 2011, 4:46 PM GMTI hear the M5 likes barbecue.
Poor choice zooo, considering the recent crash and fireball that killed seven people.
How could you...
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Imagine my embarrassment!
You've a very dark side, young zooo.
Quote: dellas @ December 18 2011, 10:12 AM GMT
A new word for redundant?
Is the old one no longer useable?
It's been disabled
drum roll!
Another joke for DaButt:
An American's Secret to Long Life
A tough old cowboy from Idaho counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103.
When he died, he left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a hole 15 foot deep and 30 foot across where the crematorium used to be.
Quote: billwill @ December 20 2011, 8:11 PM GMTAnother joke for DaButt:
*deleted for the sake of Santa's secrecy*
Bigger stores do offers with extras. Worth getting the extras.
It's probably a Christmas thing - no trick... just get the one with more in it (gift set).
Quote: Chappers @ December 21 2011, 12:32 PM GMTBigger stores do offers with extras. Worth getting the extras.
Yeah, definitely. I just thought it odd that they stuck a £20 bottle on for free. I know nothing about these things being a man grrr!. I'll have a look around the shops tomorrow and see what's what.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 21 2011, 12:34 PM GMTIt's probably a Christmas thing - no trick... just get the one with more in it (gift set).
Cool. I didn't think it was a trick, I just thought maybe that there would be slight differences with in it that I couldn't see. I don't know what I thought 
I, Oldrocker, am pleased to announced that, subject to ratification, I will be in the Guinness Book of Records 2013 as one of the 78,913 people who were in Asda Wolverhampton at 7.30pm this evening !
F*ck me !
That;s a big Asda.
No, it's just a medium sized one !