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Well it's not happening to me!

Quote: TopBanana @ December 2 2011, 12:25 PM GMT

I am sorry for posting this picture:

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Mother and daughter?

Slapper and Old Slapper.

They're rather bright. Apparently bright is in at the moment... so the people on mid morning TV keep telling me.

There's a fashion trend amongst mostly teen girls here at the moment to wear short shorts, usualy demin and frayed around legs. I don't consider myself a prude but If I can see the bottom of your bum cheek, they are to short. Espicially if you are 13.

Quote: zooo @ November 26 2011, 11:01 AM GMT

Japanese man invents genius way to deal with slow walkers. http://wimp.com/walkingproblem/

You bitch! I've got bloody tinitus now!

Ha, no more than you deserve, I'm sure!

:O :) The washing machine has just given me back a sock that I thought was lost forever. I'm genuinely touched by its by Christmassy gesture of goodwill

Aww!

What shall you give it in return?

I didn't know there was one !

http://www.bpso.org.uk/

Suitable items for their performance anyone?

Quote: zooo @ December 2 2011, 6:00 PM GMT

Aww!

What shall you give it in return?

Good question... baileys in its liquid compartment?!

Anybody wanna go work as a code cracker at GCHQ Cheltenham?

They are looking for new talent and have posted a preliminary challenge.

http://www.canyoucrackit.co.uk/

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Awww, brave teddy.

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Is he hiding?

No, that's where the dragon rammed him !

Mwahahahaha . . .

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