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Quote: AJGO @ November 1 2011, 8:49 PM GMT

Does anyone know, if you call an 09xx (or any premium rate) number, does it tell you what company or service it is on the phone bill?

Is it a pregnancy advice line then?

Quote: Marc P @ November 2 2011, 3:22 PM GMT

Is it a pregnancy advice line then?

Spot on. 'I was, um, wondering if I might be pregnant because, uh, I had sex without a, y'know, thingy, 9 months ago and there's, like, a baby coming out of the place I can't say in front of anyone I know which is why I'm calling you?'

Quote: AJGO @ November 2 2011, 3:39 PM GMT

Spot on. 'I was, um, wondering if I might be pregnant because, uh, I had sex without a, y'know, thingy, 9 months ago and there's, like, a baby coming out of the place I can't say in front of anyone I know which is why I'm calling you?'

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Quote: AJGO @ November 2 2011, 3:39 PM GMT

Spot on. 'I was, um, wondering if I might be pregnant because, uh, I had sex without a, y'know, thingy, 9 months ago and there's, like, a baby coming out of the place I can't say in front of anyone I know which is why I'm calling you?'

Call him Barry.

Quote: Marc P @ November 2 2011, 10:08 PM GMT

Call him Barry.

No.

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That cat reminds me of the cat in 'Mousehunt'.

Oh yeah, but a bit cleaner. And less scary.

Anybody heard of Twixtmas?

According to a local coach company it's that period between Boxing Day and New Year !

Never heard of it. But I rather like it!

On Ebay . . .

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Should be able to hit him with a house brick thrown from there !

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Quote: zooo @ November 10 2011, 11:34 PM GMT
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Amazeballs!

You think that's Amazeballs...

*unzips*

Your willy looks like a dead chicken?

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