Quote: keewik @ November 1 2011, 1:06 AM BSTDo you ever feel badly about calling it a nut house?
No I'm nuts too. I'm on mood stabilizers. They call themselves Nuts! Ie.."I'm a Loon" "I'm Nutso" "I'm Wacky". I love them. They are good people! They can't help it! They are victims of their Insanity! I'm not TOTALLy crazy! Just alittle manic? I used to get depressed for months. I belong here!
Quote: Tim Fezziwigl @ October 31 2011, 8:49 PM BSTBoots I wear on my feet or head? Where am I? Ohthat's right. I'm in a NUT house = a group home for mentally ill! I'm writing stupid things for laughs. REAL stupid things
Anybody else bored yet?
Quote: Oldrocker @ November 1 2011, 1:32 AM BSTAnybody else bored yet?
Hell yeah! I'm going to read some Henry miller or Proust!
We call tires tyres unless you are tired, and wrench yourself into the boot of your car, well it was halloween! 
Quote: dellas @ November 1 2011, 7:51 AM BST
Dellas thanks. All very confusing.I'll learn
Does anyone know, if you call an 09xx (or any premium rate) number, does it tell you what company or service it is on the phone bill?
Quote: AJGO @ November 1 2011, 8:49 PM GMTDoes anyone know, if you call an 09xx (or any premium rate) number, does it tell you what company or service it is on the phone bill?
Can't you just watch porn on the internet like everyone else?
Don't know about 09xx numbers but before I call any dodgy looking number I check here for a landline first . .
Quote: David Bussell @ November 1 2011, 9:04 PM GMTCan't you just watch porn on the internet like everyone else?
Quote: Oldrocker @ November 1 2011, 9:47 PM GMTDon't know about 09xx numbers but before I call any dodgy looking number I check here for a landline first . .
Ta for link, but was trying to work out if you see the company name or service description once the bill comes in, rather than just the (extortionately priced) number
Quote: dellas @ November 1 2011, 6:51 AM GMT
And Flats are called punctures.
Unless they are high-rise!
Quote: billwill @ November 2 2011, 1:32 AM GMTAnd Flats are called punctures.
Punctures?There is a vast language difference. I need to study? Maybe not. I am an UGLY American
Don't be silly, we are all culpable.
Quote: Tim Fezziwigl @ November 2 2011, 12:43 PM GMTPunctures?There is a vast language difference. I need to study? Maybe not. I am an UGLY American
Don't worry, most of the British understand American, because they watch lots of Film & TV made in USA.
Many American words are the old English ones from the 1700's
"fo' shizzle my nizzle" for example.