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I Lovey TOWIE! It's totes Reem, end of.

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SCARY.

:O Hallow bloody een?

Does drinking red and white wine count as mixing drinks?

(On the same evening, not in the same glass)

Quote: AJGO @ October 26 2011, 11:36 AM BST

Does drinking red and white wine count as mixing drinks?

(On the same evening, not in the same glass)

Nah

But as a dyslexic I wanted to order house wine and ended up ordering wine house.

I had to go to rehab.

Quote: zooo @ October 22 2011, 10:55 PM BST
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SCARY.

Is this the story in the Daily Mail suggesting Anne Frank actually escaped the Nazis?

No, they were just locked out because they didn't take their skeleton key.

The Dail Mail Ann Frank story is-

Police deport religious extremists after breaking illegal immigrant asylum racket.

Via a relative on Facebook I've discovered a petition to have cat road deaths reported as dog deaths are. On IPod just now so can't post the link (maybe I'm too thick to know how) but will do tomorrow in the hope you'll all sign.

Quote: keewik @ October 26 2011, 9:47 PM BST

Via a relative on Facebook I've discovered a petition to have cat road deaths reported as dog deaths are. On IPod just now so can't post the link (maybe I'm too thick to know how) but will do tomorrow in the hope you'll all sign.

Abso bloody lutely !

I have never understood the reason why they are different.

Reported?

No doubt we are not allowed to report dead cat stats because of political correctness from Brussels. We should leave the EU now!

wander if there is a word for cat descrimination? Pussist?

Should be for all pets it should be reported so little children don't find their pets in road a bit squished :|

Quote: keewik @ October 26 2011, 9:47 PM BST

Via a relative on Facebook I've discovered a petition to have cat road deaths reported as dog deaths are. On IPod just now so can't post the link (maybe I'm too thick to know how) but will do tomorrow in the hope you'll all sign.

Oh it's easy cats unlike dogs don't have souls.

Quote: sootyj @ October 27 2011, 12:15 PM BST

My brain is made of dog poo.

Can't argue with that.

Cats make ideal replacement footballs and a most amusing sound when you boot one across a field

Quote: zooo @ October 27 2011, 12:18 PM BST

Can't argue with that.

That's cos you hate cats.

Head spins.

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