I can't talk to you Miss Marple because I'm busy doing my 6-2 shift.
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I can't take credit Tuuumble is the worlds greatest straight man.
I suspect if we ever met he would actually stab me.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 29 2011, 11:34 AM BSTI can't talk to you Miss Marple because I'm busy doing my 6lb-2oz shit.
Good grief that would take all morning, and then you weigh it!
I went metric years ago Sooty, so I can't weigh in Imperial sorry.
6.2 kilos! flaming Norathat's getting on for a stone.
Were you induced or was it a caesarean
And I feel better for it!
Yeh stupid; Teddy's on a bank holiday, or his ASBO has ended?
I did have an ASBO but it got robbed!
I pinched Susan Boyles bum and now I'm barred from coming within a 100 miles of it.
It's an ASS-BO
Quote: dellas @ August 29 2011, 11:06 AM BST
I had a Thorntons' coffee cream cake alas no cream filling, rang them up and got £10 voucher! result.
On a dreary thread, just had an idiot recorded call from some power supply company, asking me who I am with etc; if I do not wish to continue press 9, I did but annoying voice kept on about 'special offers'...Grrr Sooo annoying.
Don't bother pressing anything. As soon as you realise it is an unwanted call by a robot, just put the phone down.
Quote: billwill @ August 29 2011, 11:02 PM BSTDon't bother pressing anything. As soon as you realise it is an unwanted call by a robot, just put the phone down.
So he'll have creased clothes then?
Is this written in English?
On 24 September 2006, Coren won the main event of the European Poker Tour (EPT) London earning a prize of £500,000. After a four-day event she found herself heads up with Australian professional Emad Tahtouh.[9] After only two hands of heads-up play the table saw a flop of 5-3-4. Tahtouh bet out and Coren called. After a 10 on the turn, Tahtouh moved all-in and Coren called instantly. Tahtouh showed 8-6, and Coren had 6-7. Having flopped the straight and avoiding a seven on the river to give Tahtouh a higher straight, she defeated her opponent
*note for future reference*:
avoid a seven on the river...
Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 31 2011, 1:54 PM BST*note for future reference*:
avoid a seven on the river...
Or should that be avoid the River Severn
Quote: billwill @ August 31 2011, 2:40 PM BSTOr should that be avoid the River Severn
I hope not, Billwill. I'm looking at it now.
I'm cnvinced Teddy Padalack was Joey Barton. It all fits. He was on a 6-2 shift - ie "Training", he had an Everton badge for his avatar - and he was a twattish scouser thinking he was superior to everyone and with no sense of humour.