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Look at all these Kit Kat

You lucky Japanese sodburgers

God! I didn't realise you could get so many different Kitkats. Obviously I live in the hinterlands of civilisation.

I like to use the silver foil contained within the kit kat to smoke drugs off

only jokin

say no kids

Quote: lofthouse @ August 26 2011, 10:24 PM BST

I like to use the silver foil contained within the kit kat to smoke drugs off

only jokin

say no kids

In a bar my mate worked in, they couldn't work out why there were so many bar flys- until they discovered that users had been leaving behind the chocolate in the cistern for months. Both ew and ugh

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/crazy-japanese-kit-kat-flavors

more kit kat fun

try ordering at www.cybercandy.com

My sister got a kit kat once and BOTH fingers were bereft of waferidge

pure choccy

Niet wafer

outrageous

alas Esther Rantzen wouldn't take our case on board

toothy old bitch

Quote: lofthouse @ August 26 2011, 10:39 PM BST

My sister got a kit kat once and BOTH fingers were bereft of waferidge

pure choccy

Niet wafer

outrageous

alas Esther Rantzen wouldn't take our case on board

toothy old bitch

What's the world coming to! (Tuts loudly)

Oh this was about 1979

the worlds a mucher better place now

mucher

this wouldn't happen nowadays

Having a pure chocolate kitkat is a rare treat, you could sell it on eBay for a fortune.

Food production mistakes are wonderful.

I once had a pack of bacon crispies where there were two bacon crispies with a 1cm gap between them. the gap was filled by a huge clump of pure bacon flavouring powder. it was the most amazing intensely orgasmic experience of my life.

Then there was this one time when I bought a bag of broken biscuits, always a goldmine for food production errors, I had a chunk of "custard" from the custard-creams that was the size of a golf ball. Absolutely amazing, I'll never forget it, ever!

Here's a lark

why not thrust a kit kat finger up each nostril

pretend to be a walrus

great for breaking the ice at parties

Quote: TopBanana @ August 26 2011, 7:43 PM BST

I've noticed that rich tea, morning coffee and arrowroots all taste the same.

I bought Thin Arrowroot biscuits not that long ago, we used to have them in Ireland a lot, lovely dipped in tea.

I like the original KitKat, why are they messing around with it? But nothing beats the Penguin Bar.

Quote: 404 Not Found @ August 26 2011, 10:46 PM BST

Having a pure chocolate kitkat is a rare treat, you could sell it on eBay for a fortune.

Food production mistakes are wonderful.

I once had a pack of bacon crispies where there were two bacon crispies with a 1cm gap between them. the gap was filled by a huge clump of pure bacon flavouring powder. it was the most amazing intensely orgasmic experience of my life.

Then there was this one time when I bought a bag of broken biscuits, always a goldmine for food production errors, I had a chunk of "custard" from the custard-creams that was the size of a golf ball. Absolutely amazing, I'll never forget it, ever!

Laughing out loud Absolutely f**king riveting reading.

Where's this biscuit thread?

Quote: 404 Not Found @ August 26 2011, 10:46 PM BST

I once had a pack of bacon crispies where there were two bacon crispies with a 1cm gap between them. the gap was filled by a huge clump of pure bacon flavouring powder. it was the most amazing intensely orgasmic experience of my life.

Then there was this one time when I bought a bag of broken biscuits, always a goldmine for food production errors, I had a chunk of "custard" from the custard-creams that was the size of a golf ball. Absolutely amazing, I'll never forget it, ever!

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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