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We've got gazillions of DVD that we never watch, I've lost count of the amount of movies wevre paid to watch then realised we had the DVD already.

I suppose there's a lesson to be learnt in there somewhere, but I can't be arsed to alphbeticise the bookshelf,

Ah well, at least if you ever need a spare few quid you can flog them and not miss them

*wonders out of the thread to go look in Curry's or read magazines in the newsagents*

Quote: Leevil @ August 13 2011, 1:13 AM BST

*wanders out of the thread to go loot in Curry's

:O Angry

*puts up hoodie and goes and DIES IN A SMALL HOLE, NEVER TO REPRODUCE AGAIN OR SPOUT MY FILTHY MOUTH WITH THAT NOISE, THAT LANGUAGE RAPE*

Ahem, 'scuse me. :$

:D The landlady of my regular is 4ft 11ins, yes her husband is a skinny 6ft 2ins very odd couple?

I am 5ft 4ins my partner is 5ft 11ins, maybe 7..ins is the perfect difference in size?

Quote: dellas @ August 13 2011, 3:43 AM BST

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maybe 7..ins is the perfect difference in size?

:O

I need a new mouse.

I've had the current one for 7 years and it is/was so easy to use. I'm used to it and it's feel. It is slowly dying, though. It looks very dirty...but it's not. It's just the paint peeling off.

I hate changing mice. The new one inevitably will feel horrible for a while. It's for my laptop, but I'm not having one of those 'laptop mice'...the mini shitbag ones. Horrible to use.

;) TB please re-read this, It sounds very erotic to me? maybe I am starting the HCLR too early? only had 1 glass.

'Slowly dying' 'peeling off' 'shitbag'... I think it's just you Dellas you filthy pervert.

I got a new mouse the other day!

The clicking sound is way too loud

everytime I click , it sounds like someone cutting a baboons toe nail

:D Good analogy.

I hate loud clicking mouses. Mines quite loud. How am I supposed to discreetly look at porn in the middle of the night, when clicky next to me won't shuddup!

Quote: lofthouse @ August 14 2011, 2:19 PM BST

I got a new mouse the other day!

The clicking sound is way too loud

everytime I click , it sounds like someone cutting a baboons toe nail

How often have you witnessed somebody cutting a baboon's toenail? What a fascinating life you must lead. :S

youve not seen some of the women ive been with

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