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Quote: AngieBaby @ August 12 2011, 10:08 PM BST

Good girl, here have a bone marrow biscuit.

You might fit in my new bag, It's clutch but I have no control over those hand held purses.

Ha, ta but I'm veggie. Not the skinny type though! I have some bags so oversized I think my 5'2 friend would actually fit in them

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2011, 10:13 PM BST

Some people can't help being skinny! (They are bloody annoying though.)
I used to be a size 6 to 8 but I was a bit embarrassed so I always bought size 10.
Ah, those halcyon days of natural thinness...

Absolutely, my friend has had strangers call her a skinny cow to her face in public and it's horrible. It's just the lack of transparency about height and weight in media that I think is overlooked and quite important, as most people who are, for example, 5'7, are less likely to be a healthy size six. Make me feel bad now by telling me you're 5'7!

I wouldn't want anyone to think I was anti-little ladies. They are ever so cute, however I have a problem with tall men that date little ladies, it's not right!

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 12 2011, 10:22 PM BST

I wouldn't want anyone to think I was anti-little ladies. They are ever so cute, however I have a problem with tall men that date little ladies, it's not right!

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Didn't Stephen Merchant say recently he can't have sex with anyone under a certain height?

No, it was under a certain a eye-sight prescription.

I had a friend once who was very nearly an actual genuine dwarf. Who did she choose to go out with? Our freakishly tall 6'5" friend.

Quote: AJGO @ August 12 2011, 10:18 PM BST

Make me feel bad now by telling me you're 5'7!

Lol, no, I'm a short arse. (And now a slightly podgy one).

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 12 2011, 10:35 PM BST

No, it was under a certain a eye-sight prescription.

:D
Harsh, he used to come into a shop I worked in and was very nice! Going to see his show in Dec, hope it's not actually all about finding a wife

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 12 2011, 10:35 PM BST

No, it was under a certain a eye-sight prescription.

Laughing out loud
Cruuuuuuuuuuel.

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2011, 10:37 PM BST

I had a friend once who was very nearly an actual genuine dwarf. Who did she choose to go out with? Our freakishly tall 6'5" friend.

Did she really choose him or did he groom her, with platform heels and step ladders?

I can see what the guy's getting out of it, but her point of view eludes me.

She must have liked knees.

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 12 2011, 10:40 PM BST

her point of view eludes me.

:D

Quote: AJGO @ August 12 2011, 10:40 PM BST

:D
Harsh, he used to come into a shop I worked in and was very nice! Going to see his show in Dec, hope it's not actually all about finding a wife

You're his wife now!

Steve Merchant is sweet, although I recently saw him in Hall Pass where he buried his girlfriend. How much lower does he want his women to be?

Only joking Steve, you were brilliant in that movie.

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 12 2011, 10:44 PM BST

You're his wife now!

Steve Merchant is sweet, although I recently saw him in Hall Pass where he buried his girlfriend. How much lower does he want his women to be?

Only joking Steve, you were brilliant in that movie.

Is Hall Pass any good?

I really, really enjoyed it, but I am a big Owen Wilson fan so might be slightly biased.

It's worth a watch.

Just got The Missionary with Michael Palin and Maggie Smith, yet to watch. Trying not to get a huge pile of DVDs saved because I'd hate for it to start feeling like a chore. But will check if anyone I know owns Hall Pass so I don't feel guilty about spending money on something that then sits there staring at me in a creepy inanimate way

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