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It's ok, zooo. At least you've admitted you were wrong.
*gets out the banning stick and dusts it off*
Soweee.
*puts stick away*
I was just cleaning it!
Quote: Ben @ June 12 2011, 9:25 AM BSTMy favourite gear change is third to fourth. Nice and smooth, straight down.
Nah, the most satisfying would be clicking on the overdrive in a classic car and just cruising along at 99mph, If only I had one on my Lotus and if only it was working again and if only there was somewhere nearby where 99mph was legal.
I just went to a petrol station and thee was an attractive well-dressed young girl in fron of me. I then saw her get into a new mini with the number plate LEZ.
Now either she is and is proud and content with her sexuality or she is totally oblivious (or her name is Lesley but I doubt it.).
I don't know how, but I've ended up on some mailing list which sends a me a joke each day. They're the sort of jokes that an irritating guy in the office would have told in the 70s. Here's today's nugget:
Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases. "Cash, check or charge?" She asked after folding the items Jennifer had bought. As she fumbled for her wallet The cashier noticed a television remote control in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" The cashier asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the best retaliation."
PMSL!
A 'Joke of the Day' app would be great fun!
I just say a TV ad for dominos pizza &john cooper clarke is doing the voice over...
SELL OUT
wanker
Quote: lofthouse @ June 17 2011, 10:02 PM BSTI just say a TV ad for dominos pizza &john cooper clarke is doing the voice over...
SELL OUT
wanker
Shouldn't that be "Twat!"
Why are nuts so expensive?
Because they're so dangerous
I'll be dying my hair (probably purple or pink now) next month, with some workmates, in aid of Marie Curie Cancer Care. Hopefully some of you will sponsor me through a (reputable) online service. Any amount welcome. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 19 2011, 10:47 PM BSTI'll be dying my hair (probably purple or pink now) next month, with some workmates, in aid of Marie Curie Cancer Care. Hopefully some of you will sponsor me through a (reputable) online service. Any amount welcome.
Link?