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Quote: lofthouse @ May 22 2011, 10:37 PM BST

I think Mr T. might be the anti-christ

The A-Team finished about 30 years ago but he doesn't look a day older.

A lot of black people seem to age very well. Look at Patrick in Eastenders.

In other news, what's the point of a 48 hour anti-perspirant? Wouldn't most people have a wash within 24 hours?

Quote: Ben @ May 28 2011, 10:37 AM BST

A lot of black people seem to age very well. Look at Patrick in Eastenders.

In other news, what's the point of a 48 hour anti-perspirant? Wouldn't most people have a wash within 24 hours?

Patrick's still alive? but then I haven't watched 'Stenders since about 1998.

48 hour anti-perspirant? I'd settle for one which worked for an hour and keep topping it up.

i sometimes forget he was in the Thin Blue Line

Rudolph Walker.

Quote: Ben @ May 28 2011, 10:37 AM BST

A lot of black people seem to age very well. Look at Patrick in Eastenders.

In other news, what's the point of a 48 hour anti-perspirant? Wouldn't most people have a wash within 24 hours?

The man who invents 48 hour deoderant that you can use on your naughty bits

That man may one day rule the world.

Why? Do you have awful, cheesy, sweaty knackers?

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

Awful? No. Cheesy? No. Sweaty? Umm......

Men need someone to sell terry-towelling boxer shorts to soak up excessive schlong sweat.

No you just can't put deoderant on your testicles they'd fall off

Have yours?

Plus, soap can sting under your foreskin if you don't rinse out every last bit.

It has come to this- talking to folk on the internet about my foreskin.

I don't have one for religious reasons.

It's a shame men don't have the sense to keep their bits inside the body, rather than dangling about untidily. ;)

We usually like to store them in women's bodies, or large fruit and occaisonally cats.

Be honest does that work as a chat up line?

Leave the cat bit off, and it's irresistible!

Quote: sootyj @ May 28 2011, 1:47 PM BST

I don't have one for religious reasons.

You don't have a penis? :O

reminds me of the swedish chemists shop joke

Ball or aerosol?

Neither, it for me armpits

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