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Quote: zooo @ April 30 2011, 11:55 AM BST

Eep! Just watched the end of a '90s gameshow, and the charity the celeb wanted the winning money to go to was actually called Save the Spastics.

Quote: dellas @ April 30 2011, 11:56 AM BST

;) I guess it is the 'build a shed now' theory?

That is sick Dellas.

Is zooo Aaron's girlfriend?

Quote: TopBanana @ April 30 2011, 4:21 PM BST

Is zooo Aaron's girlfriend?

No - Aaron is zooo's bitch.

Quote: TopBanana @ April 30 2011, 4:21 PM BST

Is zooo Aaron's girlfriend?

"Girlfriend", "home care nurse", "social worker"... all these terms are basically interchangeable, right? ;)

Quote: TopBanana @ April 30 2011, 4:21 PM BST

Is zooo Aaron's girlfriend?

She prefers to be referred to as Aaron's 'Penis Cosy'.

I'm still trying to get to grips with how you are all linked or what sex you are.

I'll get there.

All I know is I'd like to get to grips with zooo.

Does Zooo live in a zoo? hence the name?

She's a zooologist, but she hasn't told her parents yet so keep it to yourself.

Nah. I just like z words. Like zoo. And zap. And um... zebra.

Quote: TopBanana @ April 30 2011, 6:38 PM BST

All I know is I'd like to get to grips with zooo.

Cool

Quote: TopBanana @ April 30 2011, 7:04 PM BST

She's a zooologist, but she hasn't told her parents yet so keep it to yourself.

I shall put that on my list of degrees to do next.

Quote: zooo @ April 30 2011, 7:06 PM BST

Nah. I just like z words. Like zoo. And zap. And um... zebra.

A famous sign on the highway between Los Angeles and Las Vegas:

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Quote: zooo @ April 30 2011, 7:06 PM BST

I shall put that on my list of degrees to do next.

Next degree? How many have you got so far?

I MUST GO TO ZZYZX RD!

Quote: TopBanana @ April 30 2011, 7:18 PM BST

Next degree? How many have you got so far?

Only two. I'd be a student forever if I could, though.

Yeah.......thanks, Clegg.

Ha, yes. Will have to win the lottery first, obviously.

Or get a grant for being generally brilliant.

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