Did you ask her if she thought that your missus was a fitty?
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Was going to express my disappointment to her that it wasn't Mel instead.
So, I know why Keith Chegwin is trending on Twitter, but why is scrotal implosion trending?
Quote: Leevil @ July 19 2010, 4:32 PM BSTI saw Sue Perkins in the small village where I stayed over the weekend. She was filming something at the little village charity fair thingy. Was a bit random.
Did you loom behind her and get on camera?
Quote: zooo @ July 19 2010, 9:24 PM BSTDid you loom behind her and get on camera?
No. We might be in another shot, but it looked like they were waiting for their ride home when we saw her.
Quote: Chappers @ July 18 2010, 9:51 PM BSTWho'd go on a date with you?
You would & you know it Mr. 
Well, I never knew that . .
Condom production eventually started in the UK, and the brand name Durex was born in 1929, standing for "durability, reliability and excellence".
However . .
all production now takes place in China, India and Thailand, with its last remaining UK condom factory ceasing manufacturing in 2007.
W*nkers!
Shouldn't it be Dulex then?
I wondered why their paint was always creamy white.
That's how they developed that drip-free paint.
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 22 2010, 12:21 AM BSTWell, I never knew that . .
Condom production eventually started in the UK, and the brand name Durex was born in 1929, standing for "durability, reliability and excellence".
However . .
all production now takes place in China, India and Thailand, with its last remaining UK condom factory ceasing manufacturing in 2007.
W*nkers!
Well those are the places that need them most.
Quote: billwill @ July 22 2010, 1:18 AM BSTWell those are the places that need them most.
I used to work for Crown Agents as there was one buyer there who specialised in purchasing condoms for some of these far east countries. As our department was in the printing business we had a pantone book with code numbers for every shade of colour imaginable. He used to borrow this book so that he knew what pantone colour these condoms should be.
If you deplore the use of squirrels as drink decanters I urge you to look away now...
http://foolishgadgets.com/files/2010/07/animals_beer_7c9BT_12.jpg
Ahoy I already posted that in "I read the news today oh boy!"
Don't be getting all cheggers.
Quote: sootyj @ July 26 2010, 12:56 AM BSTAhoy I already posted that in "I read the news today oh boy!"
Don't be getting all cheggers.
Ah - I saw it as pic only on our company intranet just now...Jeez, what am I doing with my life? 
Quote: Tuumble @ July 26 2010, 12:54 AM BSTIf you deplore the use of squirrels as drink decanters I urge you to look away now...
http://foolishgadgets.com/files/2010/07/animals_beer_7c9BT_12.jpg
Yuk, that is revolting.
Especially so if the left hand one is a now rare RED squirrel.