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You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Failed.

I failed it. But I've never really belonged.

Cool Passed... what are we talking about again?

Bloody girly swot.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 13 2010, 10:21 AM BST

Bloody girly swot.

I've had some private sessions with bigfella. I'm a born again achiever.

Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2010, 10:28 AM BST

I've had some private sessions with bigfella. I'm a born again achiever.

Perhaps you could pass on your knowledge to me. So that I, too, can achieve.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 13 2010, 10:32 AM BST

Perhaps you could pass on your knowledge to me. So that I, too, can achieve.

Even bigfella couldn't turn you. You're f**ked in every hole.

Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2010, 10:36 AM BST

Even bigfella couldn't turn you. You're f**ked in every hole.

My flatmate was saying much the same to me last night. :(
I'm done for. I'm a spent force.

I can't even FIND the f**king test after I click on the link...

Bottom right! Laughing out loud

FAIL!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 13 2010, 10:44 AM BST

Bottom right! Laughing out loud

FAIL!

:D

I swear there wasn't anything there on my computer...

The fact you failed before even taking the test is proof enough.

DEPORT ZOOO!

I think it means I'm above the test, so they know I don't need it!

*walks off with her nose in the air*

(I tried again, and there really isn't anything in the bottom right! Maybe it doesn't work on teeny screened laptops.)

I failed with 63% which gets you a first doesn't it or is that 70% for a distinction, either way I failed very quickly. :)

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