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Just out of interest, Hypothetically..
Is someone allowed to bump up their own Birthday thread or is it better to just drop subtle hints?

Hah! Was just creating you one but I accidentally closed the window and lost everything I typed!

Thats Freevil!

Bookmark this site for when you have to assume a new identity.

http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

Quote: DaButt @ May 27 2010, 6:25 PM BST

Bookmark this site for when you have to assume a new identity.

http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

I don't think "Jack Orf" is very suitable...

Quote: Leevil @ May 28 2007, 8:36 PM BST

I think it's ironic when they censor Scrubs on Paramount, when some of the topics they deal with are much more adult themed then the swear words.

Sometimes watch Jerry Springer on LIVING and they do the same.

Gerry Springer would be much more fun if they left in the swear words and censored everything else.

http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/13775

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10174019.stm

Utter bollocks !

The Eastern European section in Asda has expanded 10 fold in the last few months !

Supermarkets and bookies if you really want to know what is going on.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 28 2010, 1:08 AM BST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10174019.stm

Utter bollocks !

The Eastern European section in Asda has expanded 10 fold in the last few months !

Supermarkets and bookies if you really want to know what is going on.

The population is shifting around a lot. There are substantial numbers returning to their home countries 'cos your lot f**ked up the economy; they're better off back in the bloc now.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 28 2010, 1:08 AM BST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10174019.stm

Utter bollocks !

The Eastern European section in Asda has expanded 10 fold in the last few months !

Supermarkets and bookies if you really want to know what is going on.

Some of us native like East European foods, pickles, herrings etc.

I particularly like the deli stuff as it's spicy and substanial.

Nothing like a big Polish sausage to make my eyes water.

That guy accused of the prostitute murders gave his name in court as The Crossbow Cannibal. Excellent! Laughing out loud

He sounds like one of those cocks who just wants to be a famous serial killer. He's probably been thinking up the name for years. Jerking off every night dreaming of front pages calling him the crossbow cannibal.
I think the papers should refuse to use it just to spite him.

Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2010, 1:47 PM BST

That guy accused of the prostitute murders gave his name in court as The Crossbow Cannibal. Excellent! Laughing out loud

He missed a trick when asked his address though, he should have said 'Hell'. Or something. It's what I'd do if I was a nutcase killer.

Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2010, 1:47 PM BST

That guy accused of the prostitute murders gave his name in court as The Crossbow Cannibal. Excellent! Laughing out loud

As long as he doesn't blow it by pleading 'not guilty'.

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2010, 1:52 PM BST

He sounds like one of those cocks who just wants to be a famous serial killer. He's probably been thinking up the name for years.

Actually the papers called him that, so he's just copying the papers. Bloody press! The should have called him The Cock.

Idiot if he called himself the Strongbow Cannibal he'd get thousands in sponsorship

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