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Quote: Charley @ April 14 2008, 10:43 PM BST

On a very serious note...
I need advice:
My husband thinks I spend way too much time yakking to you lot & he has threatened to leave me. You will all be seeing a lot more of me now.
The advice I need is, how many hours a day do you think I should be logged on here for, to get the f**ker to go?

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25?

Ok. Then thats what I will do!

HOLY CRAP.

My cat just scared the shit out of me. I turned round (in my swivelly office chair) and, about to get up, looked towards the floor. Now, you have to understand that he is jet black, and I like darkness so rarely-to-never have any lights on in my room. He was sat there, in the doorway, staring up at me. I quite literally nearly shat meself. Christ.

Cats do these things on purpose.

Ladies and gentlemen! I would like to announce my official entrance into geekdom. It's come late in life but with this post I reach a milestone of sadness and regret.
Regret that I've not yet seen the sunrise over Morcambe Bay. That I've never seen a real hooker play for Wales (only a matter of time though). That I'll never be able to cut Dave Chapman in half and find out how old he really is.
That I fell in love with Ellie's avatar but now it looks like she's telling everyone to f**k off.
Tis with sadness that a 1,000th post has come....

Quote: zooo @ April 14 2008, 11:05 PM BST

Cats do these things on purpose.

Probably!

He then nicked my chair when I actually did leave.

Quote: roscoff @ April 14 2008, 11:06 PM BST

Ladies and gentlemen! I would like to announce my official entrance into geekdom. It's come late in life but with this post I reach a milestone of sadness and regret.
Regret that I've not yet seen the sunrise over Morcambe Bay. That I've never seen a real hooker play for Wales (only a matter of time though). That I'll never be able to cut Dave Chapman in half and find out how old he really is.
That I fell in love with Ellie's avatar but now it looks like she's telling everyone to f**k off.
Tis with sadness that a 1,000th post has come....

WELCOME! :D

(Morecambe*)

Cuute.
He'll be posting next.

Quote: zooo @ April 14 2008, 11:11 PM BST

Cuute.
He'll be posting next.

Well his name is Chip.

Chipolata could be him I suppose! :O

Nooo.

Make Chip post!

Put him on your lap and make him type with his paws!!

(Have turned into a massive simpering girl. Please ignore.)

Quote: zooo @ April 14 2008, 11:16 PM BST

Nooo.

Make Chip post!

Put him on your lap and make him type with his paws!!

(Have turned into a massive simpering girl. Please ignore.)

Alright, I'll try and get him to later.

Quote: Aaron @ April 14 2008, 10:51 PM BST

and I like darkness

there are times I get a different impression.
Whistling nnocently

I'm not sure I follow?

I think I may be sick.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/entertainment_enl_1208172778/html/1.stm

I love that picture. Not for whose in it but for the fact thay felt they needed to tell you [with an ickle (r)] which one was Brian May.

Laughing out loud I hadn't even registered that. Brilliant.

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