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I've opted for cremation. Then I want my ashes split and half in Loch Lomond and half in Hyde Park. 
When I die, I hope to take a load of screaming bus passengers with me.
Quote: Leevil @ November 6 2009, 12:36 PM GMTWhen I die, I hope to take a load of screaming bus passengers with me.
So you have to become a bus driver first?
That's very elaborate.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 6 2009, 12:30 PM GMTI've opted for cremation. Then I want my ashes split and half in Loch Lomond and half in Hyde Park.
Are you allowed to spread ashes where ever you want?
Quote: EllieJP @ November 6 2009, 12:40 PM GMTAre you allowed to spread ashes where ever you want?
Pretty much I think. I know people who have. Parkies don't like it, so you have to be sneaky.
Quote: zooo @ November 6 2009, 12:40 PM GMTSo you have to become a bus driver first?
That's very elaborate.
I play Grand Theft Auto 18 hours a day. 
I really thought for a second you'd just typed something rather Anton Du Beke-ified, Dolly.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 6 2009, 12:45 PM GMTPretty much I think. I know people who have. Parkies don't like it, so you have to be sneaky.
Yeah to be honest, I thought you couldn't, but why would it make any difference?
I don't know if I have a special place I'd like to be spread.
Quote: zooo @ November 6 2009, 12:49 PM GMTI really thought for a second you'd just typed something rather Anton Du Beke-ified, Dolly.
It could be two racist insults rolled into one.
Quote: zooo @ November 6 2009, 12:49 PM GMTI really thought for a second you'd just typed something rather Anton Du Beke-ified, Dolly.
Now I understand this, I can say I thought the same, kind of
Ha, obviously didn't ACTUALLY think she'd say that, but just for a split second like.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 6 2009, 12:57 PM GMTIt could be two racist insults rolled into one.
Howz? I'm being thick.
Quote: zooo @ November 6 2009, 1:04 PM GMTHowz? I'm being thick.
You REALLY want us to explain? Shall I PM you?
Quote: EllieJP @ November 6 2009, 1:06 PM GMTYou REALLY want us to explain? Shall I PM you?
Cos I'm not going to say it and be forever quoted. 