Hmmmm...I can't think of a one-liner (yet)...
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''Thanks for the introduction...I felt very safe and very secure, the surgeon did a wonderful job, infact, whilst I was under he did a free colonic irragation for me....''
*Look back at surgeon*
''That was a tube wasn't it?''
*Surgeon smiles*
Quote: Scottidog @ October 7 2009, 8:51 PM BST''Thanks for the introduction...I felt very safe and very secure, the surgeon did a wonderful job, infact, whilst I was under he did a free colonic irragation for me....''
*Look back at surgeon*
''That was a tube wasn't it?''
*Surgeon smiles*
Maybe............
http://www.sitcomfurniture.com/home.php
Not funny at all!
Quote: bigfella @ October 8 2009, 9:50 PM BSThttp://www.sitcomfurniture.com/home.php
Not funny at all!
too SLOOOOOW to be usable.
The Peace Prize? Really? I guess the award lost most of its meaning after being given to Arafat and Al Gore, but still. 
I think they're changing it to piece prize, as in "blown to pieces".
It's become the Politician We Really Like Prize.
Quote: DaButt @ October 9 2009, 1:06 PM BSTThe Peace Prize? Really? I guess the award lost most of its meaning after being given to Arafat and Al Gore, but still.
And, let us not forget, Henry Kissinger. As whathisname(?) the American satirist said when he gave up comedy (I paraphrase) "Satire is dead since they gave Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize".
Tom Lehrer, I believe.
Oh yes, cheers. 
Champagne is going to be cheap this Christmas! Hurray.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 9 2009, 2:30 PM BSTOh yes, cheers.
No problem, you can owe me a cookie this time. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 2:40 PM BSTChampagne is going to be cheap this Christmas! Hurray.
Is that everywhere or just in the UK?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 9 2009, 2:47 PM BSTIs that everywhere or just in the UK?
The suppliers have an excess, so maybe everywhere. Supermarkets here have slashed prices. I've just order a few bottles with my internet shopping, because it was on special offer. Makers are going to produce less next year and so prices are due to rise.