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Quote: don rushmore @ October 4 2009, 5:20 PM BST

Mine too, although I'm not really bothered if he leaves. I only really watch the BBC2 show for Claudia 'look into my Pokemon eyes' Winkleman. I was introduced to her at a party, once. She's probably the most attractive and effortlessly charismatic woman I have ever met.

It's a real shame she's only got small breasts, though.

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Welcome back Mr Rushmore.

Get it kicking off, this place is like a gentlemans club with no drink and elderly strippers at the moment.

Quote: Scottidog @ October 4 2009, 6:19 PM BST

Welcome back Mr Rushmore.

Get it kicking off, this place is like a gentlemans club with no drink and elderly strippers at the moment.

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What's wrong with a little satin doll?

Quote: LIME5000 @ October 4 2009, 6:20 PM BST

What's wrong with a little satin doll?

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Nothing... but my little sister couldn't look at her Barbie in the white dress in the same way again, after I had finished with her.

Lucky for you, as a young youth I had to make do with Paddington. Interesting those Wellingtons. Tight grippers.

Quote: LIME5000 @ October 4 2009, 6:26 PM BST

Lucky for you, as a young youth I had to make do with Paddington. Interesting those Wellingtons. Tight grippers.

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Try getting a good wank out of a transformer then...

SEX toys in disguise.

Quote: LIME5000 @ October 4 2009, 6:28 PM BST

SEX toys in disguise.

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Nice.

I was gonna follow up with the old fx...SHcOOK SHcOOK SHcOOK. Too graphic?
Yeah you're probably right.

Quote: zooo @ October 4 2009, 5:53 PM BST

Yeah, women with small breasts are repulsive...

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Not at all. The most important thing for a woman - in my opinion - is to have an attractive face, and a sunny disposition.

And a matching mug.

Why are peacock feathers supposed to be unlucky?

They are?

Apparently so. To have them in your house is, according to some people.

Maybe something to do with them looking like eyes? I have loads of them. If I was supersticious it could explain a lot. :0

I saw a picture today of a woman in her wedding dress wearing massive peacock feather earrings, I guess no one told her.

It actually looked quite cool, although it doesn't sound it.

Quote: zooo @ October 4 2009, 9:40 PM BST

I saw a picture today of a woman in her wedding dress wearing massive peacock feather earrings, I guess no one told her.

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Oh well I had red roses at my wedding and a red and gold cake. Apparently that was bad news too according to the old witchy bridal shop women.