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*weeps tears of sadness and anger at the injustices of the recession*

Oh, well at least I just sold a guy a fake Omega watch for two grand. Swings and roundabouts?

Quote: don rushmore @ September 30 2009, 3:15 PM BST

Around this time every year, I usually treat myself to a brand new Rolex watch. This year, I've had to settle for a £2,000 Omega. :(

Ah, Don, you're so humble, it makes me do a big old spunk.

I usually purchase a nice tin of Heinz baked beans for dinner, only today it's ASDA's own beans. :( With toast. :)

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 29 2009, 9:59 AM BST

All of my teeth are yellow and they're going to stay that way. If I had them done, it would bring the rest of my piss poor face into sharper focus!

Ditto.

Quote: Leevil @ September 29 2009, 12:51 PM BST

Monster Munch Flamin' Hot flavour.

<3 Lovey <3 Lovey <3 Lovey <3

Quote: Leevil @ September 29 2009, 1:41 PM BST

You can get two big bags of Frazzles (or Frazzl-a-likes) from Co-Op for £1. I hate that. I'm gonna get fat and have to go on The Discovery Channel.

"Discovering" your penis?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 29 2009, 2:23 PM BST

I like anything with peanut butter!

Oh COME ON. Seriously. No one took her up on this comment? Really? Gah! >_<

Tim Walker, I'm disappointed in you.

Quote: Aaron @ October 1 2009, 4:19 AM BST

Tim Walker, I'm disappointed in you.

Me? Whistling nnocently

Quote: don rushmore @ September 30 2009, 3:15 PM BST

Around this time of year, I usually treat myself to a brand new Rolex watch. This year, I've had to settle for a £2,000 Omega.

:(

Laughing out loud

What was that you said about Dolly, chip?

Quote: zooo @ October 1 2009, 12:27 PM BST

Laughing out loud

What was that you said about Dolly, chip?

I'm still not convinced Don Rushmore is real, or just a comedy construct. :)

Quote: Aaron @ October 1 2009, 4:19 AM BST

Oh COME ON. Seriously. No one took her up on this comment? Really? Gah! >_<

Tim Walker, I'm disappointed in you.

I know! I think Tim was having a slow day......

Quote: Aaron @ October 1 2009, 4:19 AM BST

Oh COME ON. Seriously. No one took her up on this comment? Really? Gah! >_<

Tim Walker, I'm disappointed in you.

Sorry I've just been out doing some emergency erm... shopping... it's amazing how many jars you need too cover ... erm... Nothing. >_<

It's a bit Pearl Harbour out tonight.

Quote: zooo @ October 1 2009, 12:27 PM BST

Laughing out loud

What was that you said about Dolly, chip?

Yeah Chip. You think I'm real? Laughing out loud

Quote: don rushmore @ September 30 2009, 3:15 PM BST

Around this time of year, I usually treat myself to a brand new Rolex watch. This year, I've had to settle for a £2,000 Omega.

:(

I have a 30 dollar digital Timex with a broken clasp that I carry around in my pocket.

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I don't really have a watch.
I have my eye on one that is £50 and even that's too expensive really.

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