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*sigh*

"Here lies Roo's dirty joke, murdered by Leevil on the same day it was born"

Poor mite never had a chance. Smarmy

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 27 2009, 3:09 PM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209383/Not-sweet-Fathers-outrage-pornographic-candy-wrappers.html

Haribo say the sweet character is very popular in Germany, where the 500g bumper 'Orgy' bag is sold in brown paper bags under the counter to sweaty lederhosen-clad gentlemen.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 27 2009, 3:09 PM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209383/Not-sweet-Fathers-outrage-pornographic-candy-wrappers.html

Ha! I've noticed that for YEARS! I'm surprised someone is saying something NOW!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 27 2009, 5:55 PM BST

Ha! I've noticed that for YEARS! I'm surprised someone is saying something NOW!

It was sent to me in an E-mail forward along with cock soup about 3 months ago.

You don't really notice it otherwise.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 27 2009, 5:44 PM BST

Damn someone beat me to making the 30,000th post. I had it all planned...

***Deletes video footage of herself burlesque dancing in a babycham glass with spining tassles***

Send it to me and I'll edit it into the 30,000 message.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

My friend in Los Angeles just sent me this photo taken from his patio. There's a huge fire in La Canada and it sort of looks like a volcano.

Image

Here's a couple minutes of radio chatter that my friend recorded with an iPhone and a police scanner. The people talking are pilots who are flying tanker aircraft and helicopters loaded with water and fire retardant that they're dumping on the blaze.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/hwk20x

My Chocolate bar is past it's sell by date.

Sorry that's 'Off Topic'
:$ :) Whistling nnocently

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 28 2009, 11:43 PM BST

My Chocolate bar is past it's sell by date.

Sorry that's 'Off Topic'
:$ :) Whistling nnocently

That is sooooooooooooo bad I think you should be bar(d) or something.

Quote: Chappers @ August 28 2009, 11:56 PM BST

That is sooooooooooooo bad I think you should be bar(d) or something.

Steve Shakespeare?

I see Noel Gallagher has quit Oasis saying he couldn't work with Liam.

And it took him nearly 20 years to figure that out, apparently.

Now that's funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBliHyCGprw&feature=related

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Robert D @ August 29 2009, 1:14 AM BST

Now that's funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBliHyCGprw&feature=related

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

No it's not.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 29 2009, 1:20 AM BST

No it's not.

OK then. ;)

Maybe this then.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jD2h8FHAnw

Or this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSZkreGoFIU&feature=related

If not, I give up.

Quote: Robert D @ August 29 2009, 1:22 AM BST

OK then. ;)

Maybe this then.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jD2h8FHAnw

Or this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSZkreGoFIU&feature=related

If not, I give up.

Nay, nay and thrice nay.

:|

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