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A power cut left everyone at Chessington World of Adventures stuck on the rides for two hours yesterday.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1207180/Chessington-power-cut-leaves-children-hanging-lion-enclosure-hours-theme-park.html

What fun!

In the opening paragraph it says "20ft monorail". Go down to the fourth picture and suddenly it has grown 10ft. Why can't these newpapers get things right?

Quote: Robert D @ August 18 2009, 8:41 PM BST

Go down to the fourth picture and suddenly it has grown 10ft. Why can't these newpapers get things right?

I worked on the copy desk at a newspaper for years and have plenty of experience in such matters. Photographers write captions for the photos they take, but they aren't always the best journalists. It's up to the editors to ensure that the captions match the actual facts as reported by the author of the article. Sometimes things slip by - especially when a deadline is approaching.

Quote: DaButt @ August 18 2009, 8:47 PM BST

I worked on the copy desk at a newspaper for years and have plenty of experience in such matters. Photographers write captions for the photos they take, but they aren't always the best journalists. It's up to the editors to ensure that the captions match the actual facts as reported by the author of the article. Sometimes things slip by - especially when a deadline is approaching.

Ah, that explains it. :)

Always exagerrating!

So what's another 10 foot between friends?

Quote: Chappers @ August 19 2009, 12:38 AM BST

Always exagerrating!

So what's another 10 foot between friends?

:D

(A lot) Angelic

The Simpsons in Angola:

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http://animalnewyork.com/2009/08/meet-the-angolan-simpsons/

For how many years has the Simpson baby been aged about 6 months now?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090819/tuk-youths-attack-ugly-dog-prize-winner-6323e80.html

Makes you proud to be British. Angry

I don't that has anything to do with being British. After all they didn't eat it - and a passer-by did step in.

Quote: chipolata @ August 19 2009, 4:23 PM BST

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090819/tuk-youths-attack-ugly-dog-prize-winner-6323e80.html

Makes you proud to be British. Angry

:( Angry What is wrong with people?!?!

Awwww... good for that lady stepping in. Not enough step in!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 19 2009, 4:43 PM BST

Not enough step in!

I stepped in something earlier. Does that count? Unimpressed

(Although the lady was impressive.)

Did you step in your respect and really walk it about the place... stinking everywhere.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 19 2009, 4:49 PM BST

Did you step in your respect and really walk it about the place... stinking everywhere.

You've wounded me, Ellie P. Wounded me. Teary

EllieJP*

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