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It really was! But quite good. In its way.

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 4:07 PM BST

It really was! But quite good. In its way.

Oooh, I love it when you damn me with feint praise!

Quote: chipolata @ August 6 2009, 4:09 PM BST

Oooh, I love it when you damn me with feint praise!

Reminds me of the time I praised Jesus - he was cross.

Yeah Cool

Quote: chipolata @ August 6 2009, 4:09 PM BST

Oooh, I love it when you damn me with feint praise!

;)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 6 2009, 3:56 PM BST

I can see it now...

For playing with yourself during sex ed, you have to play with Mr. Edwards the PE teacher until hometime.

Oh you've inspired me, Ruby Mae!

Ruby Mae loves it whenever a bloke
Gets her pissed on brandy and coke
Pulls aside her nice knickers
Then proceeds to lick her
Giving her pussy a poke

'Cos whenever Ruby gets pissed
Oh boy she can never resist
A stiff cock up her crack
While she's flat on her back
With her arse filled with a fist

My name's Morrace - Goodnight!

xxx

Sigh.

Quote: Leevil @ August 6 2009, 4:10 PM BST

Reminds me of the time I praised Jesus - he was cross.

Yeah Cool

I think that joke gave me a tumor! Smarmy

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 6 2009, 4:23 PM BST

I think that joke gave me a tumor! Smarmy

And there was me thinking you were just feeling yourself up for fun.

It is on my to do list.

Followed by arranging sweets in order of tastiest.

Quote: Morrace @ August 6 2009, 4:15 PM BST

My name's Morrace - Goodnight!

Possbily the best thing of the enitre post The leaving bit that is ;)

Got got a text informing me of this:

At 12 hrs, 34 minutes and 56 seconds tomorrow, the 7th of August, the time and date will be:

12:34:56 7/8/9

Appaaaaarently this will be the only time in your life that this will happen.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 6 2009, 9:58 PM BST

Appaaaaarently this will be the only time in your life that this will happen.

You don't say. :S

:P

Murdoch is talking about charging people to access the Sun, Times and News of the World web sites.

Who in their right mind would do that? We only look online because it's free.

If we have to pay we might as well buy the newspaper. At least the screen won't get mucky - that's what paper is for!

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