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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 3 2009, 9:11 PM BSTI did mine at a nursery and it was great fun. In a non-paedo way.
I suppose mine was sort of a nursery. It took kids from one year to whenever they have to start school.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 3 2009, 9:14 PM BSTThe correct action would have been to correct the spelling in red pen and lob it back.
Quote: zooo @ August 3 2009, 9:25 PM BSTAttached to a brick.
With my new oath, not to post random shite in critique. I've decided to post it here instead.
MAN:
I'm hot.
Reveal he's a model posing.
WOMAN:
I'm cold.
Reveal she's stealing money from a donations box.
BOY
I'm just right.
Reveal a boy with one arm, waving.
END.
Quote: Leevil @ August 4 2009, 6:34 PM BSTWith my new oath, not to post random shite in critique. I've decided to post it here instead.
MAN:
I'm hot.Reveal he's a model posing.
WOMAN:
I'm cold.Reveal she's stealing money from a donations box.
BOY
I'm just right.Reveal a boy with one arm, waving.
END.
Quote: Leevil @ August 4 2009, 6:34 PM BSTWith my new oath, not to post random shite in critique. I've decided to post it here instead.
MAN:
I'm hot.Reveal he's a model posing.
WOMAN:
I'm cold.Reveal she's stealing money from a donations box.
BOY
I'm just right.Reveal a boy with one arm, waving.
END.
LEEVIL
I'm mental.
Maybe the 'cold' could be a woman in bed - she's naked but being off with her bloke or something?
I can't relate to that, Dolly. Actually, I can, it's too painful to think about 
Quote: Leevil @ August 4 2009, 6:34 PM BSTWith my new oath, not to post random shite in critique. I've decided to post it here instead.
MAN:
I'm hot.Reveal he's a model posing.
WOMAN:
I'm cold.Reveal she's stealing money from a donations box.
BOY
I'm just right.Reveal a boy with one arm, waving.
END.
NIL
Am oot!
Nah, just f**king with you. S'funny.
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Time Warp! I wanted to like that show but it's too cheesy and American and cheesy and American.
Quote: Leevil @ August 4 2009, 10:57 PM BSTTime Warp! I wanted to like that show but it's too cheesy and American and cheesy and American.
Was cheesy and American per chance? 
Has anyone had a go at clay pigeon shooting?
I'm giving it a go this week. I've used an air rifle in the past, but not a proper shotgun.
I did it on a couple of stag weekends. Had never shot before, but it's not that difficult to score hits, once you get used to the recoil. Great fun. 
Cool. The director of a short film I wrote is taking me. I might have to borrow Marc P's hat.
Shotguns are fun. See if you can match this guy's awe-inspiring shooting:
Very impressive shooting. However, he does strike me as a man who would absolutely love to shoot a real live human being dead. (To be fair, I think I am the sort of person who is suspicious of anyone who loves guns.)