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Quote: Balf @ August 1 2009, 1:34 AM BST

Coming bck from work tonight, I met this huge Rottweiler, ugly bastard. It turned out to be the sweetest thing ever. Quite surprised. Now I want a Rottweiler.

It's the owners that turn most of them into c**ts. Although they are attack dogs, and can turn on you in a flash.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 3:02 PM BST

Is this bullying? :|

Yes, yes it is.

Quote: roscoff @ July 31 2009, 2:43 PM BST

I'm enjoying this! I wonder where Chip is? Probably cooking hubby his lunch.

A womans work is never done and we males all know why that is don't we.

*snigger*

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 1:45 AM BST

I knew it! :D

I can't find the original post for this so will just quote this one to say that Pez dispensers are awesome.:$

You could click 'View original' and it'd take you straight to it.

Unless Tim f**ked about with the quote.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 3:20 PM BST

I didn't mean Chips, the poor love.

I know :)

Quote: roscoff @ August 1 2009, 1:02 PM BST

I know :)

:D

Quote: chipolata @ August 1 2009, 11:18 AM BST

Yes, yes it is.

Awww Hug Is that your hand? *backs away slowly*

*turns the board off*

Woah! Was I just darted?

*turns the board back on again*

Quote: Leevil @ August 1 2009, 2:11 PM BST

Woah! Was I just darted?

Depends whats your definition of darted?

I don't know what you get up to Gav, but I meant this,

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Quote: Aaron @ August 1 2009, 12:49 PM BST

You could click 'View original' and it'd take you straight to it.

Unless Tim f**ked about with the quote.

I lifted it from a concurrent thread in order to bolster my case, your Honour.

Quote: Leevil @ August 1 2009, 2:23 PM BST

I don't know what you get up to Gav, but I meant this,

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:$ Oh I getcha.....*Wanders off Whistling*

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