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Quote: EllieJP @ June 4 2009, 5:29 PM BST

Take up dancing... impress the ladies and it's great fun!

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Me and dancing don't mix. It could a chance to feel something all young and youthful mind!!!!

Go back to university!

Or do a short course in something weird that you've always wondered about.

Quote: zooo @ June 4 2009, 5:22 PM BST

Yes, you are massive and ginger....

Oh no wait, you're not.

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Massive and hairy though.

Massive as in fat, not tall.

Quote: bigfella @ June 4 2009, 5:28 PM BST

I fancy a complte change in my life again now. I'm feeling all young and youthful. Mind you I am only 32.

Any ideas?

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http://www.worldmagicshop.com/

Quote: Aaron @ June 4 2009, 5:39 PM BST

Massive and hairy though.

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You're neither.

Small and smooth?

Quote: Leevil @ June 4 2009, 5:45 PM BST

Small and smooth?

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Stout and grizzly?

Quote: Gavin @ June 4 2009, 5:46 PM BST

Stout and grizzly?

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Wee and wet?

Sexy and sexy.

Quote: Leevil @ June 4 2009, 5:47 PM BST

Wee and wet?

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Slim and Trimmed?

Black and Tan.

Quote: roscoff @ June 4 2009, 6:01 PM BST

Black and Tan.

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Fat and Pasty.

Ant and Dec.

Quote: Leevil @ June 4 2009, 6:03 PM BST

Ant and Dec.

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Cock and C**t (respectively)

Fish and chips.

I just wanted to join in.

Morecambe & Wise.