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Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:25 PM BST

Stop changing the subject, Chip.

Did I mention I fell over in the street yesterday? Felt a right tit.

I tripped in the street the other day, but managed to disguise it as running.

Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:28 PM BST

I tripped in the street the other day, but managed to disguise it as running.

The only thing I could disguise mine as was some kind of worship involving me kissing the pavement.

Did any young people try to help you up?

Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:31 PM BST

Did any young people try to help you up?

Up what?

Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:31 PM BST

Did any young people try to help you up?

If by help me up you mean laugh and point, then yes, they did.

Were you carrying a load of shopping that spilt everywhere?

Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:33 PM BST

Were you carrying a load of shopping that spilt everywhere?

No, just me. I got up as quickly as possible and then darted into a side alley and carried on walking. Which meant I was about half an hour late getting back to the office since the alleyway took me to the back of beyond.

Did you have a hankie to dry your tears?

Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:36 PM BST

Did you have a hankie to dry your tears?

No!

Console

Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:38 PM BST

Console

:)

(You're in a very homoerotic mood today, Ben.)

I'm always at ease with showing my affection.

Quote: Ben @ May 28 2009, 2:42 PM BST

I'm at ease showing my pee-pee to men in public urinals in the hope that it will lead to either oral or anal sex - or both.

Each to his own. :)

We don't all want to look at 'your affection'.
Put it back in your pants.

Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2009, 2:50 PM BST

Each to his own. :)

Ah, you went for the editing his post method. I like it.

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