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Have you considered divorce? ;)

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 27 2009, 8:17 PM BST

Have you considered divorce? ;)

Not married as yet. But our first child will be wearing a Coventry City kit.

Rolling eyes

Quote: Scottidog @ May 27 2009, 8:19 PM BST

Not married as yet.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 27 2009, 8:17 PM BST

Have you considered burying her in the garden? ;)

Quote: Scottidog @ May 27 2009, 8:19 PM BST

But our first child will be wearing a Coventry City kit.

Rolling eyes

Best wait until after if she's preggers.

Quote: Scottidog @ May 27 2009, 8:19 PM BST

Not married as yet. But our first child will be wearing a Coventry City kit.

Rolling eyes

Shall I ring social services now? :)

Quote: bigfella @ May 27 2009, 8:25 PM BST

Shall I ring social services now? :)

:D

speedial. No, not pregger's but wants children very soon, and wants to move house, and wants a new car, and wants to get married, and wants to go on holiday, and wants a bigger house, and wants a sofa, and wants to start running, and wants to go to yoga, and wants to build a conservatory...

I just WANT a massive Wank, and watch the football!!!

:)

Mammatus clouds as photographed with my MacBook seconds ago from the deck in my back yard.

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I saw a young man fall over running for the train this morning, he must have felt like a right ruddy idiot. Missed the train as well. I stand by my post a few pages back, id rather be late than run for the train.

I fell over in the street yesterday. I felt a right tit. >_<

Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2009, 10:35 AM BST

I fell over in the street yesterday. I felt a right tit. >_<

Feeling like a tit is so much worse than feeling tits - I feel your pain!

Has everybody gone on holiday? Seems a bit dead round these parts today.

I'm here! Just working.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 28 2009, 12:53 PM BST

I'm here! Just working.

I knew if I got my beater out I could get you out of the bushes. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ May 28 2009, 12:53 PM BST

I'm here! Just working.

I wonder what Chip wrote there.

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