Quote: Finck @ May 26 2009, 2:59 PM BSTImagine all those forks arrive and you don't have food. That'd be Morissette-ironic.
(Also, awww for having no food. That's really shit.)
I'm excited about all the fork action! 
General, General Thread Page 1,889
A fortnight ago I had to somehow make £50 last for six days for a family of five AND pay £10 for electricity on the extortionistic card meter. A colleague here who is 22 with no ties just spent that on some bloody wax for his car! Where did it all go wrong?
Reminds me, at the beginning of that week a guy came up to me in the street and asked me to help him with his bus fare. He was Nigerian - why he told me that I don't know - and he showed me his identity card which stated 'Prisoner'. He was headed back to the prison!
Let me get this straight...you want ME to give YOU money to go to prison? Is that begging or just polite theft?
In any case I gave him my hard luck story (including a bit about my mum's funeral) which I made sure he heard all of before I letting him leave for asking such a stupid question. Grrrr!
The home featured in the Ferris Bueller movie is on the market for $2.3 million:
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/370-Beech-Street_Highland-Park_IL_60035_1109385563
Does anyone else laugh when they see Kim Jong Il and think of the lonely song from Team America?
Quote: Gavin @ May 26 2009, 6:04 PM BSTDoes anyone else laugh when they see Kim Jong Il and think of the lonely song from Team America.
*raises hand*
Just saw a video entitled Boris's brush with death on the Yahoo (UK & Ireland) homepage. What a let down/over exaggeration. The incident seem to be over looong before he arrives on the scene.
Boris's brush with death
Dramatic footage has emerged of Boris Johnson's near-miss as a lorry sent a car flying towards him. Pah!!
During the last few weeks I've watched all three series of Lead Balloon and the two series plus special of Pulling. Now I don't know what to watch next.
Suggestions?
Quote: Finck @ May 26 2009, 9:57 PM BSTDuring the last few weeks I've watched all three series of Lead Balloon and the two series plus special of Pulling. Now I don't know what to watch next.
Suggestions?
Game On?
Game on was quite good. Good call.
Quote: Ben @ May 26 2009, 9:58 PM BSTGame On?
*looks into magic sitcom cabinet*
Aah. There it is. Mmm. Sam Janus.
*acquires*
Thanks guys!
Have fun, Finck.
General thread. Brilliant.
I once got my willy caught in some barb wire. The cow ran away.
Quote: Scottidog @ May 26 2009, 10:20 PM BSTI once got my willy caught in some barb wire. The cow ran away.
It was alright in the end 
after a couple of weeks rest, I went back and Daisy was all mine! 
Awww poor moo cow.
I like your avatar Scottidog!