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Pale women are far more attractive. Their skin looks far fresher where as anyone with a fake tan looks like they've been basted and are about to be served up with roasted turnips cabbage and roasties.

Quote: zooo @ February 19 2009, 8:41 PM GMT

Except the pale one!

The famousest pale person ever.

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That's me with sunburn Unimpressed

Quote: roscoff @ February 19 2009, 10:45 PM GMT

Pale women are far more attractive. Their skin looks far fresher where as anyone with a fake tan looks like they've been basted and are about to be served up with roasted turnips cabbage and roasties.

Yup yup yup.

And you can always spot a fake one at 50 paces. They are the ones that glow in the dark like they've been eating ready brek.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ February 19 2009, 11:10 PM GMT

And you can always spot a fake one at 50 paces. They are the ones that glow in the dark like they've been eating ready brek.

Do they put some kind of radioactive isotope in Ready Brek that causes this?

Ready Brek's the one you add hot water too, right? So then you have a bowl of steaming vomit?

Oats so simple for me!

It's Friday and I'm going to see a Magician perform tonight.

:O Oooh. It's Friday and I am sick, but am meant to be out for a birthday tonight.

It's Friday and I am urghhh.

Quote: roscoff @ February 19 2009, 10:45 PM GMT

Pale women are far more attractive.

Not to make a sweeping genralistion or anything!

True though.

Plenty of good looking dusky maidens. Though I don't like the sunbed/fake tan thing either.

Where are you buggers?

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