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Unemployment is beating up my little community. My neighbor is going to shutter his home and move to another country and teach. :$

He got put off 4 months ago and can not find work.

If you walk around my block there are only two homes that will be lived in year round. Mine and the Mayors.Teary

i do not like the mayor much he is a pompass ego sucking pig and he looks at my tits instead of my eyes when we talk

The rest are shuttered and either for sale or I do not know what.

Quote: Aaron @ January 30 2009, 1:41 PM GMT

I would imagine that she neither wants stalkers, not her boss to find out what she really does all day.

Too true... on all accounts.

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 30 2009, 1:50 PM GMT

i do not like the mayor much he is a pompass ego sucking pig and he looks at my tits instead of my eyes when we talk

LOOOOOOOOOOL.

Quote: Aaron @ January 30 2009, 1:53 PM GMT

LOOOOOOOOOOL.

Well it is true.

I'm really pissed off.

I saw a job today advertsied on a board outside a job agency. I have a job at the moment but this one looked quite interesting from the information shown. Fact is is that would actually pay less than I'm on but I reckoned I negotiate upwards based on my skills.

Now, it was a marketing manager position and I don't have much experience in management but I have effectively run departments on my own for a decade and had to delegate certain tasks to colleagues as and when. I have been a manager in all but name over the years.

So I go inside to see if I collect some info to read up on. I should point out that I wasn't wearing a suit - I was in black jeans and T-Shirt and I hadn't shaved this morning. OK, so it perhaps wasn't the most professional of images but we're all entitled to days off.

This young slip of a girl asked about my experience which is now up to 20 years and includes design, marketing, PR, copywriting, advertising, event management, websites, video production and media training. The newsletter I write, sub-edit and design is distributed to 45 countries worldwide and I also help organise national and international conferences for up to 200 delegates and yet it wasn't enough.

I was actually quite rude when I was told this which probably means I'm not the right candidate but I'm pretty sure I was judged on age and appearance on the day.

I may not have had the job title of manager before but I think I have enough about me to at least be considered.

Cor! I'm cross!

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Managers are usually knuckle dragging morons anyway it's the lackeys that do all the brain work.

Smarten yourself up and head back tomorrow, with a glint in your eye and a bite in your words.

They're open on Saturdays, right?

Quote: Aaron @ January 30 2009, 2:55 PM GMT

and a bite in your words.

"Hey you damn dirt apes gimmie the f**king job! Am I qualified? You bet your ass I am! I could end you with a thought!"

You knows it! Cool

Quote: Gavin @ January 30 2009, 2:52 PM GMT

Managers are usually knuckle dragging morons anyway it's the lackeys that do all the brain work.

Hahah - I wish.

Quote: Gavin @ January 30 2009, 2:58 PM GMT

"Hey you damn dirt apes gimmie the f**king job! Am I qualified? You bet your ass I am! I could end you with a thought!"

Or a tray?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 30 2009, 3:01 PM GMT

Hahah - I wish.

Present company excluded of course Pleased

Quote: PhQnix @ January 30 2009, 3:04 PM GMT

Or a tray?

I do not need a tray to kill you, I can kill you without a tray.

Quote: Gavin @ January 30 2009, 3:07 PM GMT

I do not need a tray to kill you, I can kill you without a tray.

Perhaps some kind of tea cosy?

This morning I was stealing my colleague's nose - irritating uncle styley - in order to cheer her up (I know, I know, it was early, I was being ironic, and I'm just..not..that..funny) and trying to persuade another colleague to eat her 'nose' when I was made aware by frantic glances that my boss was stood behind me waiting to talk to me. It's just fortunate I have neither a sense of embarrassment or any career aspirations.

Laughing out loud

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