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Quote: Aaron @ December 24 2008, 2:22 PM GMTIt's not.
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I'm quite happy with the length of my penis but I'd like to increase the girth. Any suggestions?
Worried from Bermondsey.
Quote: roscoff @ December 24 2008, 2:26 PM GMTI'm quite happy with the length of my penis but I'd like to increase the girth. Any suggestions?
Worried from Bermondsey.
Rattlesnake bites have worked for me.
Quote: roscoff @ December 24 2008, 2:26 PM GMTI'm quite happy with the length of my penis but I'd like to increase the girth. Any suggestions?
Try a vacuum pump. Failing that, just get a particularly tight girlfriend.
Emphasis on the 'girl' part.
Quote: roscoff @ December 24 2008, 2:26 PM GMTWorried from Bermondsey.
Quote: Aaron @ December 24 2008, 2:30 PM GMTFailing that, just get a particularly tight girlfriend.
I don't see how my girlfriend spending less money on me will affect the size of my penis. Do they swell with anger at this happening? (Looks in medical dictionary for appropriate information)
It could happen I suppose. I'm not sure if I've ever heard of such a documented example though.
Quote: Aaron @ December 24 2008, 2:39 PM GMTIt could happen I suppose. I'm not sure if I've ever heard of such a documented example though.
I'll PM Leevil. He knows about such things.
He'd probably just dip his in mayonnaise and see what happened.
Quote: Aaron @ December 24 2008, 2:42 PM GMTHe'd probably just dip his in mayonnaise and see what happened.
And then stick it between two slices of bread I expect.
Get the girlfriend to nibble on it. The only way he can get her to put any meat in her mouth.
Quote: Aaron @ December 24 2008, 2:47 PM GMTGet the girlfriend to nibble on it. The only way he can get her to put any meat in her mouth.
Is this the true message of Christmas? I think so.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Ooo It's Christmas day! Merry Times all!
Quote: Nil Putters @ December 25 2008, 12:01 AM GMTMerry Christmas everyone!!!
Yay!! Pressies!!!
Oh, and the little baby Jesus 'n' that.