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Quote: zooo @ December 8 2008, 4:24 PM GMTI put E45 cream on burns. It usually helps.
I've not noticed any burns on you, so it must do.
I was going to say something potentially terrible then...
Quote: Aaron @ December 8 2008, 4:50 PM GMTI've not noticed any burns on you, so it must do.
No carpet burns?
Was it kinda like that, Scats? 
It was that I should've thought to do that for the huge burn on my back. I was thinking that you'd not accept the *true* explanation that it was from me slipping down in a chair, and so getting a big rope burn.
I've never once suffered carpet burns. I don't even think I've induced them. I'm more a bed man.
Quote: Ben @ December 8 2008, 4:59 PM GMTI've never once suffered carpet burns. I don't even think I've induced them. I'm more a bed man.
What about hot wax dripped on you? Ever had that?
Again at the risk of it being an innuendo, I once blew out a candle too hard and wax went all over my face. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 8 2008, 4:58 PM GMTIt was that I should've thought to do that for the huge burn on my back. I was thinking that you'd not accept the *true* explanation that it was from me slipping down in a chair, and so getting a big rope burn.
No, but we would have accepted the explanation this it was from you slipping down in a chair, and so getting a big friction burn.
Quote: Ben @ December 8 2008, 4:54 PM GMTNo carpet burns?
. . .
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 8 2008, 5:02 PM GMTAgain at the risk of it being an innuendo, I once blew out a candle too hard and wax went all over my face.
You need the wax on your nipples for it to be fun.
Quote: Aaron @ December 8 2008, 5:03 PM GMTNo, but we would have accepted the explanation this it was from you slipping down in a chair, and so getting a big friction burn.
You knew what I meant.
If you burn yourself bad enough it burns off all the nerve endings and you feel nothing.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 8 2008, 5:02 PM GMTAgain at the risk of it being an innuendo, I once blew out a candle too hard and wax went all over my face.
Did you scream and run and dive into a shower/sink full of cold water/pile of snow/etc as Harry did after receiving a blowtorch to the head in Home Alone?
I love that bit.
Oooh, and when the other one steps on that nail. Ouch.