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You bad boy Ross!

LOL LOL LOL.

Aw. I'm glad we've tracked that down, I've been trying to arouse myself with this useless bloody Colin's Sandwich disc.

The what, what disc? Sandwich? OMGZ! What is this you speak of? Tell meeeeeee!!

Quote: roscoff @ December 7 2008, 4:24 PM GMT

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Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ December 7 2008, 4:33 PM GMT

The what, what disc? Sandwich? OMGZ! What is this you speak of? Tell meeeeeee!!

http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/sandwich/

Hmm, never heard of that before. Interesting.

Aaron has a sudden inexplicable craving for a nice big battered sausage.

No innuendo.

Quote: Aaron @ December 7 2008, 11:32 PM GMT

Aaron has a sudden inexplicable craving for a nice big battered sausage.

It's taking all of my willpower to avoid posting one of those famous Internet images of tortured penises ...

I feel shit and rang my boss up sick. I gave him a bollocking for coming in to work when he was sick and spreading his germs about.

Any idea how I can stop my finger hurting? I burnt it last night making mince pies...:(

Well run it under cold water for a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally long time. But let's say that bird has flown.

I put E45 cream on burns. It usually helps.

*Searches house* Yay! Jackpot! Thanks, Laura. Pleased

Woo!

I burn myself ALL the time.
Day dreaming at work = bad.

It wasn't even on the tray, it was on the hot mincemeat!

(Oh God...A new one for Ian, possibly?)

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