My gf's mate reckons she saw Terry Nutkins behind a pub, filming a woman dressed as a rhino - having a piss.
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Quote: Leevil @ December 7 2008, 1:34 PM GMTMy gf's mate reckons she saw Terry Nutkins behind a pub, filming a woman dressed as a rhino - having a piss.
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I met Terry Nutkins once. He was nice!
Quote: JuliaC @ December 7 2008, 1:38 PM GMT
I met Terry Nutkins once. He was nice!
Was it behind a pub and was you... wearing a rhino suit?
Shit...
Gave myself away there. 
Did he have the horn....sorry
I don't know but I hear it was a Really Wild Show.
Oh you two... 
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Quote: roscoff @ December 7 2008, 1:46 PM GMTDid he have the horn....sorry
Quote: Leevil @ December 7 2008, 1:49 PM GMTI don't know but I hear it was a Really Wild Show.
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