British Comedy Guide

General, General Thread Page 1,624

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2008, 9:40 PM GMT

I know... I would, but he lives an hour away via tubes and buses.

That's no fun. Console

Quote: Seefacts @ November 17 2008, 9:45 PM GMT

This sweet shop is cloooooooooosed.

Sour balls?

Quote: Seefacts @ November 17 2008, 9:45 PM GMT

I thought you were quite sexy in the flesh

Only "quite"?

Quote: Leevil @ November 17 2008, 9:46 PM GMT

Sour balls?

No, it's past normal opening times. I tend to keep it 9-5. I'll stay open later on a Friday and Saturday, and obviously trading laws apply on a Sunday.

Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2008, 9:47 PM GMT

Only "quite"?

Not as sexy as you. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2008, 9:47 PM GMT

Only "quite"?

I didn't get to study the good lady as I had a mental aberration and didn't even talk to Zoo at the meet.

Quote: PhQnix @ November 17 2008, 9:47 PM GMT

Not as sexy as you. ;)

Really, no. Just, no.

Quote: Seefacts @ November 17 2008, 9:48 PM GMT

I didn't get to study the good lady as I had a mental aberration and didn't even talk to Zoo at the meet.

She radiates gorgeousness. You don't need to look closely at all.

Quote: Seefacts @ November 17 2008, 9:47 PM GMT

No, it's past normal opening times. I tend to keep it 9-5. I'll stay open later on a Friday and Saturday, and obviously trading laws apply on a Sunday.

This isn't doing much for the whole 'anti-Paedo' thing.

"Only two children in at a time."

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2008, 9:35 PM GMT

I said I wanted to come round and he ignored me. So I've gone away. I'm not begging and he had his chance.

Awwwww Ellie! :O Console

Quote: Seefacts @ November 17 2008, 9:45 PM GMT

This sweet shop is cloooooooooosed.

:( Can't I just have a couple of gob-stoppers?

Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2008, 9:50 PM GMT

She radiates gorgeousness. You don't need to look closely at all.

Alright!!

Very then. Blimey.

Zoo - you're very sexy. Not as sexy as Aaron, but whatever.

>_<

I'm just going to go now.

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2008, 9:51 PM GMT

:( Can't I just have a couple of gob-stoppers?

You'll have to wait until we re-open in the morning . . . Wait, this metaphor has gone too far and it's stopped working.

You have to keep it going! Until it dies, thrashing and choking on the floor.

Quote: Seefacts @ November 17 2008, 9:53 PM GMT

Not as sexy as Aaron, but whatever.

It's true. :)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 17 2008, 9:51 PM GMT

Awwwww Ellie! :O Console

Anyway, I've now stooped to a new low and called him but he didn't answer.

He wins... I lose. I'm off to bed.

Night my lubbers and thank for the advice.

Share this page