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High five!

Quote: PhQnix @ November 14 2008, 2:58 PM GMT

Well my Dad works freelance

Is that a fancy way of saying male prostitue? Because if so, I'm interested.

Sorry. He's a photographer.

Oh isssss hee? I seeeeeeeeeeee.

Likes photos does he? Nudge Nudge. Say no more!

Every single time you say "Oh yes, a photographer" some wise guy pops up with that...

Why don't you tell people he's a pornographer? There's nowhere for the conversation to go after that.

Depends. People might ask what he's done.

Quote: PhQnix @ November 14 2008, 5:13 PM GMT

Every single time you say "Oh yes, a photographer" some wise guy pops up with that...

A wise guy huh! *slaps both PhQnix and Bandage across the face in one go* Nah Nah Nah

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Look, PhQnix, just try it. Just once. You'll never know otherwise.

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 14 2008, 5:18 PM GMT

A wise guy huh! *slaps both PhQnix and Bandage across the face in one go* Nah Nah Nah

Oi! What was that for?!?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ November 14 2008, 5:20 PM GMT

Look, PhQnix, just try it. Just once. You'll never know otherwise.

Will do, Captain Bandage. *salutes*

Great, I get back and I get slapped... nice.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ November 14 2008, 5:20 PM GMT

Oi! What was that for?!?

Quote: PhQnix @ November 14 2008, 5:21 PM GMT

Great, I get back and I get slapped... nice.

Wise guys = 3 Stooges = Bandage & PhQnix get a slap.

Why I oughtta!

:D

Quote: ian_w @ November 13 2008, 11:20 PM GMT

Robyn might do it in exchange for SEX.

Always, aaaaaalways, something like this gets said as soon as I leave.

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