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No... insurance and theatre tickets... i have to pay to see my boyfriend act. I should have got with a footballer.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 22 2008, 12:36 PM BST

No... insurance and theatre tickets... i have to pay to see my boyfriend act. I should have got with a footballer.

You need insurance to go to theatre? Nanny state gone mad :D

The insurance is for my holiday.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 22 2008, 12:37 PM BST

The insurance is for my holiday.

Whistling nnocently Whistling nnocently

*walks away pretending he knew that all along*

Quote: PhQnix @ October 22 2008, 12:31 PM BST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7683727.stm

This one's funnier: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7683826.stm

Aaarrgggghhh! My going to the toilet cycle is entirely synchronised with one of my colleagues'. That's three times today. People will talk.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 22 2008, 2:19 PM BST

Aaarrgggghhh! My going to the toilet cycle is entirely synchronised with one of my colleagues'. That's three times today. People will talk.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 22 2008, 2:19 PM BST

Aaarrgggghhh! My going to the toilet cycle is entirely synchronised with one of my colleagues'. That's three times today. People will talk.

Restroom Etiquette

The Urinal Selection part is sooo true.

Hey Overman! I know that guy, he reviewed one of my movies on his podcast a while back :D

Graham, just go before you need to.

Quote: Aaron @ October 22 2008, 3:22 PM BST

Graham, just go before you need to.

I know! But what if he does the same?

Then have a look around before getting up. If he moves at the same time, hold it for another few minutes.

Urinate into a bottle under your desk. We've all done it.

I can't believe you're giving advice on this!

I can't believe you're being so unhelpful to a fellow man in trouble.

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