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Quote: Finck @ October 21 2008, 11:54 PM BST

I had an eye infection once when I was at an archery tournament. I was allowed to wear a pirate eye patch. Cool as f**k.

Archery! Finck were you good? Better then I used to be?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 21 2008, 11:52 PM BST

What sort of diseased maniac invents flesh-coloured eyepatches?

Someone with no joy in their life.

My eye patch is white. I had a blocked tear duct. Yuk. Woke up with a massive swollen red eye. A bit of grit had blocked it and while it's gone now, it's infected!

Do they make brown ones for people without pink skin?

Blocked tear ducts are horrid.

Quote: Gavin @ October 21 2008, 11:56 PM BST

Archery! Finck were you good? Better then I used to be?

Yeah, quite. I can't possibly know whether I was better than you, though, can I?

Quote: zooo @ October 21 2008, 11:57 PM BST

Do they make brown ones for people without pink skin?

Dunno. Mine was bright yellow.

Quote: Finck @ October 21 2008, 11:57 PM BST

Yeah, quite. I can't possibly know whether I was better than you, though, can I?

Pft no way you were :)

I got some sparkley beads somewhere. Maybe I should customise it.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 21 2008, 11:57 PM BST

Blocked tear ducts are horrid.

How would you know? your a man we don't have tear ducts, just water release valves.

Quote: Finck @ October 21 2008, 11:57 PM BST

Yeah, quite. I can't possibly know whether I was better than you, though, can I?

Why don't you both take your bows to the Christmas do? Stand about 50 paces apart. Then we'll see who's best.

My money's on the German bird. She's only little.

Quote: Gavin @ October 21 2008, 11:59 PM BST

How would you know? your a man we don't have tear ducts, just water release valves.

Not all blokes are Gavbots!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 21 2008, 11:59 PM BST

Why don't you both take your bows to the Christmas do? Stand about 50 paces apart. Then we'll see who's best.

My money's on the German bird. She's only little.

Unimpressed Cheers Bandage. Your holding the apple in the warm up then.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 21 2008, 11:59 PM BST

Why don't you both take your bows to the Christmas do? Stand about 50 paces apart. Then we'll see who's best.

My money's on the German bird. She's only little.

I'm in. But Gavin's a spoil sport.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 21 2008, 11:59 PM BST

Not all blokes are Gavbots!

No some are defected models.

Quote: zooo @ October 21 2008, 11:43 PM BST

Oh hi zooo, how are you? I'm fine. :(

Awwwwwww!

Quote: zooo @ October 21 2008, 11:47 PM BST

Yayy! I'm not invisible!

(God, really am needy. How pathetic.)

But I bet you're not as needy as me.

Are you?

Really?

Teary

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 21 2008, 11:52 PM BST

I had to wear an eye patch for a few months when I was four after an op. Sadly it was a flesh-coloured one, so I didn't even have the consolation of looking a bit like a pirate.

I had to wear an eye patch for ages when I was younger, 'cos of my weird squiffy eyes. :(

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