No i mean I want to legaly marry the idiots.
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There you go Charley.
The Society of Registration Officers, The Register Office, Aspen House (First Floor), Temple Street, Swindon, Wiltshire SN1 1SQ.
Telephone: 01793 521734
Marrying idiots - how apt they're from Swindon. (My home town)
Ooooh Fankoo.
So anyone can train and become a registra then?
You have to do loads of things like kissing camels, burying photo frames and eating jumpers...but yes.
Woooo! I love eating jumpers. Especialy Mohair ones. I have kissed lots of camels, but never a camels toe I must add.
Camel toe - SO wrong!
Cor I'm bored and very sexually frustrated!
Have a wa........ a walk - fresh air'll do you good!
Why walk when I can have a wank? 
Well I wasn't feeling sexually frustrated but I am now!
How about you wank me off and then ian can watch if he wants and then we all have something to do then?
Quote: Leevil @ March 23, 2008, 12:04 AMHow about you wank me off and then ian can watch if he wants and then we all have something to do then?
Aww, thanks Leevil! Generous to a fault! 
Quote: Leevil @ March 23, 2008, 12:04 AMHow about you wank me off and then ian can watch if he wants and then we all have something to do then?
Leevil, 2 seconds of infortainment for Ian isn't good enough!
Well I could do you?
What a dull Sat Night. I hate begin Des Driver.
Quote: Leevil @ March 23, 2008, 12:19 AMWell I could do you?
Are you talking to me or Ian?