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Quote: Aaron @ October 12 2008, 1:40 AM BST

Basically, you want someone to bitch and moan with.

That's why I logged on here. I hoped you would enjoy the standard "Alcohol bleh bleh bleh" moaning. :P

Quote: PhQnix @ October 12 2008, 1:39 AM BST

I didn't get drunk. Don't like the taste of alcohol. Is icky.

Good boy. :)

Quote: PhQnix @ October 12 2008, 1:39 AM BST

Don't like the taste of alcohol. Is icky.

So were girls at one time in your life. Give your palate time to mature ;)

Actually, drunks aren't so bad if they're not mean or aggressive. Once you get over the loud talking, the repeated sentences and resign yourself to not being able to get a word in edgewise, that is.

Quote: JuliaC @ October 12 2008, 1:40 AM BST

Can you be like John Cusack in Grosse Pointe Blank please?

I'll be whatever you want me to be, darling.

*starts to assemble bow*

Good night, beautiful people! Wave

*snuggles up to bow*

*falls asleep*

Quote: DaButt @ October 12 2008, 1:43 AM BST

So were girls at one time in your life. Give your palate time to mature ;)

Girls are still icky. So ha. Or something.

Quote: DaButt @ October 12 2008, 1:43 AM BST

Actually, drunks aren't so bad if they're not mean or aggressive. Once you get over the loud talking, the repeated sentences and resign yourself to not being able to get a word in edgewise, that is.

It's not that I don't like non-aggressive drunks, I just prefer well-mannered conversation. I talk and talk and talk. I need people to listen to my linguistic nuance and awful jokes otherwise I get all quiet and useless. Self-centred? Yes.

Night Finck!!! Wave

Quote: PhQnix @ October 12 2008, 1:41 AM BST

That's why I logged on here. I hoped you would enjoy the standard "Alcohol bleh bleh bleh" moaning. :P

Just glare at them. Remember that you're the only decent one, and they're all weak, unsophisticated people, who are below you. :)

Quote: Aaron @ October 12 2008, 1:48 AM BST

Just glare at them. Remember that you're the only decent one, and they're all weak, unsophisticated people, who are below you. :)

It didn't work. I just felt broked.

Quote: Finck @ October 12 2008, 1:46 AM BST

I'll be whatever you want me to be, darling.

*starts to assemble bow*

Good night, beautiful people! Wave

*snuggles up to bow*

*falls asleep*

Yay! Can I be your PA? Joan is too cool in that.

Night night, sleep well. Wave

Quote: Aaron @ October 12 2008, 1:48 AM BST

Remember that you're the only decent one, and they're all weak, unsophisticated people, who are below you. :)

And say it to their faces. Drunks love constructive criticism. ;)

Quote: JuliaC @ October 12 2008, 1:40 AM BST

Can you be like John Cusack in Grosse Pointe Blank please?

I sat near John Cusack at a Who concert in Hollyweird a few years ago. Nice guy.

Quote: PhQnix @ October 12 2008, 1:49 AM BST

It didn't work. I just felt broked.

Then you are but a weak child, and have much to learn. Come under my wing and I shall teach you.

Quote: DaButt @ October 12 2008, 1:51 AM BST

I sat near John Cusack at a Who concert in Hollyweird a few years ago. Nice guy.

:O I always imagined he would be nice. I'm glad to hear he is!
And a Who fan, bonus. :)

Quote: Aaron @ October 12 2008, 1:52 AM BST

Then you are but a weak child, and have much to learn. Come under my wing and I shall teach you.

Wings?

What did I miss when I was out?

Wing, wings, same difference. You have far to go. :)

Quote: JuliaC @ October 12 2008, 1:53 AM BST

And a Who fan, bonus. :)

It cost me $525 (face value) for the ticket, but there's something unique about having a front row seat at a major concert in Los Angeles. In my immediate vicinity: Cusak, Chili Peppers drummer, Baywatch babe, Paul Stanley, guy from Anthrax, Moby, guy who knocked up Elizabeth Hurley and Ashley Judd.

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