Aaron
Friday 10th October 2008 4:44pm
Royal Berkshire
69,934 posts
Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 1:40 PM BST
My only issue with brown sauce is it's name. It's very unappealing. It's like when you read 'Orange juice - with bits'. Bits? Bits are what I find in my keyboard when I shake it upside down. I don't want to drink them.
I absolutely HATE the 'bits' in orange juice. Can't drink the stuff unless it's smooth.
Thing about brown sauce is that the original, only truly existant one is HP. Which is just called HP Sauce. Calling it 'brown sauce' is like calling ketchup 'red sauce'. Which is just abhorrent.
I would hate someone more if they called ketchup 'red sauce' than if they were a violent paedophile.
TRUFAX!