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Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 1:25 PM BST

I hear what you're saying RubyMae, and I'd defend to the hilt your right to say it, but you're talking a bunch of arse.

They are evil. You know they are made from orphans, right?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 1:27 PM BST

It's an open pastry case, filled with hot salt and vinegared chips and covered in onion gravy.

*Drowns in own saliva*

Ewww what is it with men and bodily fluids?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10 2008, 1:29 PM BST

Ewww what is it with men and bodily fluids?

Come over here baby chops and you'll find out . . .

I think I just made myself throw up there.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 10 2008, 1:25 PM BST

Ladies and gentlefolk, Seefacts-he's here all week! :D

Thanks, thanks very much, thank you.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 1:18 PM BST

Battered sausage? Chips with cheese and coleslaw? What's wrong with you people? And by people I mean southerners.

Battered sausage is AWESOME.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10 2008, 1:28 PM BST

They are evil. You know they are made from orphans, right?

Well, the ends justify the means, that's all I'm saying.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 10 2008, 1:19 PM BST

KFC do rubbish chips though.

:O Granted, they've gone downhill since they stopped putting salt on them, but still, :O

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 1:23 PM BST

They're not bad, but Burger King's are the best.

You are officially a mental. Get out.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:34 PM BST

Battered sausage is AWESOME.

Correct.

Ooh I like a nice battered sausage too.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:34 PM BST

Battered sausage is AWESOME.

Yuck. Manys the night my Dad would get an earful when arriving home with battered sausage when I quite clearly said plain.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 1:27 PM BST

It's an open pastry case, filled with hot salt and vinegared chips and covered in onion gravy.

Sick

Yeah, and you say Southerners are weird... Errr

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:35 PM BST

You are officially a mental. Get out.

Says the man who thinks sausages need batter around them to make them extra tasty. I bet you were the sort of kid who put ketchup on everything.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 1:37 PM BST

Says the man who thinks sausages need batter around them to make them extra tasty. I bet you were the sort of kid who put ketchup on everything.

Incorrect.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:35 PM BST

:O Granted, they've gone downhill since they stopped putting salt on them, but still, :O

What you do is tip them into the bigger bag they pour in the salt, then hold the top and shake like mad.

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