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Quote: Seefacts @ October 7 2008, 9:51 PM BST

"Coke, please"
"It's Pepsi, is that okay?"
"F**k no. I'll have Sprite."

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Quote: Seefacts @ October 7 2008, 9:51 PM BST

I ate out tonight and when I asked for Coke the waitress spent what seemed like about 9 hours explaining that they now only have Pepsi as if I were that bothered.

Has anyone ever gone:

"Coke, please"
"It's Pepsi, is that okay?"
"F**k no. I'll have Sprite."

Me.

Quote: Aaron @ October 7 2008, 9:53 PM BST

Me.

Why am I not surprised?!

Given your the comedy you like I'm surprised you haven't once said 'Actually, dogs piss is quite nice".

I just take the Pepsi, but I give them a very stern look.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 7 2008, 9:53 PM BST

Why am I not surprised?!

Given your the comedy you like I'm surprised you haven't once said 'Actually, dogs piss is quite nice".

Given the comedy you write, I'm not surprised you're happy to drink Pepsi.

They have to say it's pepsi or coke. They get people from the companies go in and test them and if they don't say, they lose their contract to supply it!

Quote: Aaron @ October 7 2008, 10:00 PM BST

Given the comedy you write, I'm not surprised you're happy to drink Pepsi.

Doesn't make sense, but I'll let you have it.

And when I start giving you shit loads of exclusives you won't be slagging me off then :D

Quote: Seefacts @ October 7 2008, 10:06 PM BST

And when I start giving you shit loads of exclusives you won't be slagging me off then :D

I'd hope that you'd be writing funny stuff in order to be in the position of offering us exclusives. :P

Quote: Aaron @ October 7 2008, 10:08 PM BST

I'd hope that you'd be writing funny stuff in order to be in the position of offering us exclusives. :P

:D

Me too.

Mark's got the right idea being nice to everyone. So when he's at the BAFTAs and you're watching on the telly drinking Coke, you'll look back and think 'Actually, School of Comedy was quite good'.

You think Aaron would be tempted by anything that takes him OUTSIDE?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 7 2008, 10:14 PM BST

You think Aaron would be tempted by anything that takes him OUTSIDE?

Aaron's a bit like the Olympic flame though - never goes out.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 7 2008, 10:14 PM BST

You think Aaron would be tempted by anything that takes him OUTSIDE?

This is really quite a fair comment.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 7 2008, 10:15 PM BST

Aaron's a bit like the Olympic flame though - never goes out.

Boom boom! :D

I'm back from training and very tired. And all i want to do is chill in the sitting room but my housemate has escaped from the cupboard and is asleep in the sitting room! Grrrr

You should bang about making loads of noise and when they wake up say "Oh did I wake you?" and shuffle them off to bed!

Punch him in the face.

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