Quote: Seefacts @ September 19 2008, 11:00 PM BSTWho are you trying to kid?
Good point. Well, I'd have fired a staple gun into his face anyway.
Quote: Gavin @ September 19 2008, 11:00 PM BSTZooo.
*scratches head*
...I don't get it.
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Quote: Aaron @ September 19 2008, 11:09 PM BST*scratches head*
...I don't get it.
Of course you don't 
I'm getting the impression that the point is that I'm not meant to understand. *shuffles off quietly*
I remember a German Shepherd (DOG!) walked into our yard at work once. He sniffed about and then ran away.
I spied a cat the other day as well out on the grass. It ran away when I went outside to pet it.
Random quote from tomorrow's newspaper...
Ms Cranney said: "Ray had Nemo from a tiny puppy. If you had seen the two of them, you would have thought they were husband and wife, they were that close."
Is there a picture?
Random quote from today's Woman's Hour:
"The thing about war criminals is they're very sentimental about their mums. Well, not everyone else's mums, because they slaughtered them, obviously."
Hm.
Random quote from the wife:
'Get me a cup of tea'
Everyone's suddenly gone all quiet...
I shall now name and shame everyone who is online, so they talk!
Finck
sootyj
Aaron
Jonwo
zooo
Curt
Matthew Stott
Nigel Kelly
Chickenoriental
Seefacts
Frankie Rage
Mikey J
Amanda Prefect
Nil Putters
james23_uk
Owen Williams
Oldrocker
Griff
JuliaC
Electric Cornflakes
Timbo
Graham Bandage
Oh, I see, Bandage at the bottom again.
*rattles with pencil box*
*makes jazzy sounds on the piano*
*shuts door with a bang*
*sings 'Jerusalem'*
I already am talking!!!
Quote: Finck @ September 20 2008, 12:54 AM BST*sings 'Jerusalem'*
Good girl! 
Quote: zooo @ September 20 2008, 12:55 AM BSTI already am talking!!!
I know. It's like he's in the kitchen on his own at a party.