Is that why the facial hair thread keeps coming up?
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I'm not sure who's actually playing anymore.
Quote: Finck @ August 31 2008, 9:47 PM BSTIs that why the facial hair thread keeps coming up?
Is it you Finck? You're free!!
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 31 2008, 9:49 PM BSTIs it you Finck? You're free!!
No. Sorry. But I must say I really like reading the words "You're free!". Those are feel-good words.
BTW: You're free!!
Aaron could be stuck somewhere.
Sorry Finck, not me.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 31 2008, 9:54 PM BSTSorry Finck, not me.
I know. I just wanted to write "You're free!" once more. 
Is Aaron stuck in Night night?
Quote: zooo @ August 31 2008, 9:45 PM BSTSomebody must still be stuck...
Or has probably given up and quit the game.
Did anyone else not understand it in the slightest?
Quote: Stan Doubt @ August 31 2008, 9:52 PM BSTAaron could be stuck somewhere.
It's got to be you then Stan or I'm all outta ideas.
You're Free!!!
I mostly understood it. But I was praying no one PMd me, cos I wasn't sure at all what to do.
Quote: zooo @ August 31 2008, 10:03 PM BSTI mostly understood it. But I was praying no one PMd me, cos I wasn't sure at all what to do.
Haha!
Since we're all going right down the shitter money-wise right now, I thought that the following economics lesson update might amuse.
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new President of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.
THE ANDERSEN MODEL: You have two cows. You shred them.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belongs to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy
WELSH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate
BROWNISM: You have two cows. You announce that you're going to sell one of your cows in 6 months time and the price of cows halves. You sell one cow and buy a picture of two donkeys. You take one cow off every person in the country, milk it and then give them their cow back. You give half the milk to a Frenchman who sells some of it back to you and half of what's left to some ginger men in skirts. You are now short of milk so you rent a cow off a TRADITIONAL CAPITALIST for double what you got for the cow you sold in the first place and pay for it with the milk you got from the aforementioned cow owning population. You then add up all the milk you got from selling the first cow, the milk from the Frenchman, the milk you took from the cow owning population and the milk from the cow you rented and announce the biggest growth in milk production since 1997.
Ha, yer I had that sent to me in a work email on Friday.
Even the last one? Was written by an e-friend of mine. Very good, I thought.
(And probably the best of all of them, certainly the most apt.)
Oooh no, didn't see that! Very good.
Do we have to have a degree-level understanding of Brown's economic model to understand the last one? 