British Comedy Guide

Ho, Ho, Ho.

SANTA'S WHAREHOUSE. TWO PIXIES TALKING ABOUT RUDOLPH WHILST LOADING SANTA'S
SLEIGH.

#1: He's been such a f**kin' creep. All f**kin' year he's been a right "Yes Santa, this and "of course, Santa" that. Makes me want to puke.

#2: He thinks that lickin' His Boots, boots'll get him special teatment. Wanker.

SANTA TO THE PIXIES: Stop nattering and get Rudolph harnessed,we're running late.

SANTA TO RUDOLPH: Come on brown-nose, the World's waiting for us.

RUDOLPH: You talkin' to me, you hairy-faced old f**k?

SANTA. WITH A BIG GRIN, TO THE PIXIES: Ho, Ho, Ho, Rednose is back.

No, No, No.

Are you Amy Winehouse?

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