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Predictions For The Year 2011 Page 3

Cool, no problem. Just thought I'd raise the point.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 22 2010, 12:54 AM GMT

Oy that was one of mine!

I lost £50 at the weekend, betting on darts player Steve Beaton.

Beaton by name, beaten by nature. :(

Robbie Williams to leave Take That.

Telephone support line set up for sucidal forty year old women.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 21 2010, 11:55 PM GMT

I could be wrong, & I know we're not supposed to do "Troll Talk" but I think he may have come back as someone called Marc P.

;) :D :P Pirate

:O

Meanwhile....

I predict a riot.

Quote: don rushmore @ December 21 2010, 11:51 PM GMT

I'd also like to see the return of Cotter's sidekick: Dan Pearce.

I don't do sidekicks Don. Dan is my writing partner. We are equal.

Someone will get mad at someone else after the take a loan of their pencil and never give it back.

A man named Trevor will get a puncture on his way to work.

Rain will occur.

Irish Taoiseach, Brian Cowen will do something stupid.

Quote: James Cotter @ December 22 2010, 12:19 PM GMT

I don't do sidekicks Don. Dan is my writing partner. We are equal.

Message received, loud and clear.

Quote: James Cotter @ December 22 2010, 12:19 PM GMT

I don't do sidekicks Don.

I predict James' Aunt is going to rip up the karate suit she bought him for Christmas.

Quote: Marc P @ December 22 2010, 1:09 PM GMT

I predict James' Aunt is going to rip up the karate suit she bought him for Christmas.

Laughing out loud I had to read that twice to get it. Very good Marc.

Summer will be the hottest ever since records began. Possibly...well maybe...it's not beyond the bounds possibility you know... ok then average...disappointing...crap...a washout...bloody freezing...

Quote: don rushmore @ December 21 2010, 11:44 PM GMT

I want MORE people to join; not just to browse, but to actually make a decent contribution on the boards.

Will Cam, Nat and Veronica aside, how many newbies have joined this year and made over, say, 200 posts? Very few.

My 12 month Community Service is up soon.

Will you leave us then?

Quote: Otterfox @ December 22 2010, 1:06 PM GMT

Someone will get mad at someone else after the take a loan of their pencil and never give it back.

A man named Trevor will get a puncture on his way to work.

Rain will occur.

Irish Taoiseach, Brian Cowen will do something stupid.

Irish electorate will do something even more stupid and re-elect the fat, drunken fool.

The Big Freeze will return with a vengeance mid-January, keeping Sky News out of mischief until the Royal wedding.

Having read his latest bank statement, Jim Corr will retire from conspiracy theorising and go back on the road with his sisters for a reunion tour.

Only drunk people will be noticeably happier at one minute past midnight on January 1 2011. And they'll all feel like sh1t in the morning.

I wasn't very active till about a year ago and I've posted a fair bit.

Not added much really, but still.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 22 2010, 1:52 PM GMT

Will you leave us then?

Might do, might not do Whistling nnocently

Quote: bigfella @ December 22 2010, 7:16 AM GMT

Robbie Williams to leave Take That.

Telephone support line set up for suicidal forty year old women.

Robbie Williams to rejoin Take Tat

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