Predictions For The Year 2011

As my 'Predictions For 2010' thread from this time last year was such a raging success... https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/16194/ ...No need to click on the link, just take it from me, it went down a storm, really...

Anyway, any predictions, expectations or hopes for next year? (If you can drag it out beyond 2 pages this year, it would be much appreciated. I'm not john lucas, you know, I've some reputation to uphold...) They can be serious, whimsical or just plain pointless - I'd still like to read 'em! (Probably.)

My big prediction for 2011 is that Michael McIntyre's career will be in ruins when it's revealed that a collection of shrivelled genitalia from various murdered rent boys is found in the pint-sized funnyman's "man drawer".

The new hit sitcom features a Jesus Feak working in a Radio Shack outlet in the 1980s.

Don't put yourself down Tim. That thread was as witty and funny as any Charles Dance gag.

My prediction:- Cameron and Clegg will reveal that in fact they were conjoined twins only seperated by the fact that David became so greasy Nick just slid off.

They will also receive the Nobel Prize for Science after conjointly ( ) discovering a smarmy twat gene.

JohnnyD will celebrate reaching the 1000 post mark by deleting all his next 1000 posts in advance.

Surprising career changes will see Vince Cable fighting David Haye for the WBA Heavyweight Championship of the world whilst Vladimir Klitschko will conduct a series of meetings aimed at persuading bankers to forgo their bonuses.

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 21 2010, 8:21 PM GMT

Surprising career changes will see Vince Cable fighting David Haye for the WBA Heavyweight Championship of the world whilst Vladimir Klitschko will conduct a series of meetings aimed at persuading bankers to forgo their bonuses.

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Now that I'd like to see.

I predict that a politician will be exposed for some sort of scandal. Perhaps involving some sort of law.

I predict next years A level results will be the best ever.

Quote: chipolata @ December 21 2010, 11:36 PM GMT

I predict next years A level results will be the best ever.

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The alien invasion fleet Cameron has been preparing us for arrives.

I predict that Dr Who will be really good but still annoyingly cloying & full of Godot size plot holes.

I want MORE people to join; not just to browse, but to actually make a decent contribution on the boards.

Will Cam, Nat and Veronica aside, how many newbies have joined this year and made over, say, 200 posts? Very few.

I salute your efforts to keep the board alive, Don.

Thanks, Ben. And Merry Christmas!

A series based on Tory alien lizard invaders would of course be called W.