Cake is very useful
It has a lovely taste
It's comforting and yummy
But it ends up round your waist.
A wheelchair's very useful
It helps me get about
But last time someone pushed me
They nearly tipped me out.
Weather's very useful
when you've nothing else to say
You can talk about the weather
And what it's like today
BCG is useful
It helps to pass the time
Instead of writing good stuff
You can waste it here in rhyme
Quote: Loopey @ December 21 2010, 10:28 AM GMTBCG is useful
It helps to pass the time
Instead of writing good stuff
You can waste it here in rhyme
Creativeness is useful
But too much sends you mad
So writing shite's a safety valve
For the funny lass or lad.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ December 21 2010, 9:55 AM GMTNat Wicks was a skinny
Until not long ago
When she decided to be funny
And now she's eighteen stone.
Your poem is deceptive, good sir!
Can we all not pick on someone else now?
Give everyone a turn, like.. :/
(Not me.)
Scansion is very useful,
For witty verse that rhymes
It helps if you can tell
Your troches from your iambs.
Turkey's very useful
With stuffing, cranberry sauce,
Crisp roasted spuds and sprouts and stuff
Then lots of pud of course!
Aaron is quite useful
A good man through and through
Need help with your grammar?
You'll find him up the Zoo
Animal passion's useful:
Loud squeals and grunts and roars.
Zooo'll really bring it out of you
Her nickname's "Santa Claws".
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ December 21 2010, 11:22 AM GMTAaron is quite useful
A good man through and through
Need help with your grammar?
You'll find him up the Zoo
Zooo*
Okay, now someone else's turn. See how much fun this is...?
Quote: EllieJP @ December 21 2010, 11:59 AM GMTZooo*
Quote: zooo @ December 21 2010, 12:00 PM GMTOkay, now someone else's turn. See how much fun this is...?
Fricking hilarious.
Sooty is hilarious he really is a card
Even when with spelling he is a total tard
He weeps that he's dyslexic he says that it is true
He would say that the fat perfidious lazy lying Jew
And if he can't convince himself he f**king can't convince you
Tallness is quite useful:
It's caused by garlic bread
And crisps and cakes and chocolate
(see the 'Miranda' thread).
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 21 2010, 2:26 PM GMTTallness is quite useful:
It's caused by garlic bread
And crisps and cakes and chocolate
(see the 'Miranda' thread).
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 21 2010, 11:53 AM GMTSome people don't know when to stop.